How do i get a job in London

[ashka2111]

40 places called. 59 applications filled. Still no job. Going in person doesn't do much. Any advice on how I can get a job??

 

[hello kitty]

depends on what job you are looking for.

 

[ashka2111]

depends on what job you are looking for.

Anything as long as I'm not serving alcohol or anything harm. I'd do cleaning or serving. So got any advice?

 

[khrome]

Anything as long as I'm not serving alcohol or anything harm. I'd do cleaning or serving. So got any advice?

spam apply bro

 

[hello kitty]

Anything as long as I'm not serving alcohol or anything harm. I'd do cleaning or serving. So got any advice?

okay.
if all you are arab or black or indian you DO NOT put a photo of your face on the resume. bp is real.

put as much as fake shit as you can in the resume. (for minimum wage jobs you can fake everything up, they wont check background as long as you know what are you talking about).

make diffrent resumes for each job you want to do. lets say you are willing to serving, fast food, and stores. you make three diffrent resumes and for each you just lie about everything.
exemple: resume for fast foods, put that you worked at subway in 2022, mcdo in 2024 till 2025 and other stuff like this. and you lie with other thing for stores or whatever.

spam apply to everything you see on linkedin and indeed. filter by date. going irl dont work anymore, if you give your cv irl your giving away free infos about you and you will receive phishing emails and random calls from niggas (i know from experience)

most companies have website where you can apply. ask chatgpt to give you the name of 30 stores near you or whatever you are looking for and go to each of their website. lets say chat gpt gave you decathlon. write decathlon jobs on google. apply and do that for each store, fast food restaurant, anything. remember filter by date.
call and go in person to every interim/recroutment agency in your city and apply there. they might give you some missions or something just to get by.

dont do your resume with chat gpt or claude or ai in general. do it with a template on word or pages if you have a macbook. or applying online apply wont work.
you are probably desperate to find a job rn. dont rush and take the first job you find. keep on looking for a new one. theres always something better, nearer, better paid.

job market is fucked. you cant play fair in this shit. legally they cant check yo background, if they do they just wont call you back, they wont take legal actions. so keep doing this until you find a job. normally if you can apply to at least 150-200 every 5 days you have very high chance to find a job within the month.

in a big city like london thers always someone getting fired someone, being sick or someone who died or sum shit so thers always everyday new jobs. dont let ts get through your head. big companies dont care if you are black white chinese or from mars, they just want to exploit you from the second you start working so you need already to know what to do when you get your first interview, so dont lie abt something you dont know do your reserch first. literally enter any store and you will always find some loser nigger getting paid for doing absolutely nothing. you can be that just larp yo ass off and youll get there.

hope this helps my friend.
last thing. stop thinking that you're somehow getting to heaven bc you dont serve alcohol, thats bs. you are not drinking it. get paid first then ask for forgiveness.