How do i get a my first lay as a youngcel living at home with family? and how do i stay safe when going out to meet foids?

[CMD]

if i get a lay on tinder or some shit how do i make sure that i can meet my foid date without being catfished and getting ambushed by thugs or cartel members on the first try and then getting beaten robbed kidnapped or murdered?

and if i do succeed in getting a foid without any of those prior things happening, how do i fuck her if i am at home 24/7 with parents who dont let me go out and they have cameras everywhere at home (rice tiger parents basically) and i dont have a car or a bike and i cant move out cuz im too low iq to get a stable job(jfl at being a brainlet as a riceman)

i need serious help guys

@sportsmogger @Gengar @klip11 @psychomandible @looksmaxxed @OldRooster

 

[sportsmogger]

How old are u?

 

[psychomandible]

Just do security checks on her socials and such, also meet in a busy area

 

[CMD]

How old are u?

you dont need to know

 

[CMD]

Just do security checks on her socials and such, also meet in a busy area

but how do i meet without car or bike and i cant leave home for extnded periods as my parents dont go out except during work and im stuck at home with rules against leaving and i cant move out as of now and my parents sometimes come home from work unexpectedly all the time so sneaking out isnt an option.

also home cameras @sportsmogger

 

[psychomandible]

We need to know how old you are

 

[CMD]

We need to know how old you are

why

 

[psychomandible]

why

Cause sounds like you're a little kid

 

[CMD]

Cause sounds like you're a little kid

im an adult thats all you need to know

 

[CMD]

Cause sounds like you're a little kid

what would a little boy know about complex math/algebra or american politics

@sportsmogger

 

[psychomandible]

what would a little boy know about complex math/algebra or american politics

@sportsmogger

Autism

 

[CMD]

Autism

okay then ask me a question only an adult could answer
@sportsmogger

 

[CMD]

Autism

we'll im old enough to remember the kendama trend and the hoverboard trend and the fidget spinner trend

im over 20 years old

 

[psychomandible]

we'll im old enough to remember the kendama trend and the hoverboard trend and the fidget spinner trend

im over 20 years old

Buddy I'm 17 and remember that shit

 

[cooldude1231]

what would a little boy know about complex math/algebra or american politics

@sportsmogger

Yes algebra so complex

 

[CMD]

Buddy I'm 17 and remember that shit

do u remember using cheat engine as a kid and roblox tix and guests then jfl and agent oso the tv show or little einsteins jfl

@sportsmogger confirm?

 

[psychomandible]

do u remember using cheat engine as a kid and roblox tix and guests then jfl and agent oso the tv show or little einsteins jfl

@sportsmogger confirm?

Never played roblox I remember little Einsteins

 

[Deleted member 77954]

if i get a lay on tinder or some shit how do i make sure that i can meet my foid date without being catfished and getting ambushed by thugs or cartel members on the first try and then getting beaten robbed kidnapped or murdered?

and if i do succeed in getting a foid without any of those prior things happening, how do i fuck her if i am at home 24/7 with parents who dont let me go out and they have cameras everywhere at home (rice tiger parents basically) and i dont have a car or a bike and i cant move out cuz im too low iq to get a stable job(jfl at being a brainlet as a riceman)

i need serious help guys

@sportsmogger @Gengar @klip11 @psychomandible @looksmaxxed @OldRooster

Fuck a blonde mtb

 

[chadcel;]

Just say you're going out with friends

 

[noodlelover]

Get a job and move out.

This is the only correct answer.

 

[CMD]

Just say you're going out with friends

jfl how do i do that my parents know im a autistic outcasted rice lone wolf

 

[CMD]

Fuck a blonde mtb

would a blonde indigenous latina/ethnic blonde count

white foids are offlimits to my rice sub5 ass

 

[Deleted member 77954]

would a blonde indigenous latina/ethnic blonde count

white foids are offlimits to my rice sub5 ass

If you find them hot yeah

 

[Deleted member 97930]

I just gave up on having sex while I lived with my parents. You just reminded me that I used to get extremely paranoid that my dates were transgenders. I remember almost having a panic attack imagining the girl I was meeting was going to have a dick.

 

[klip11]

if i get a lay on tinder or some shit how do i make sure that i can meet my foid date without being catfished and getting ambushed by thugs or cartel members on the first try and then getting beaten robbed kidnapped or murdered?

and if i do succeed in getting a foid without any of those prior things happening, how do i fuck her if i am at home 24/7 with parents who dont let me go out and they have cameras everywhere at home (rice tiger parents basically) and i dont have a car or a bike and i cant move out cuz im too low iq to get a stable job(jfl at being a brainlet as a riceman)

i need serious help guys

@sportsmogger @Gengar @klip11 @psychomandible @looksmaxxed @OldRooster

You're cooked brah. Just disobey and leave

 

[Acion]

if i get a lay on tinder or some shit how do i make sure that i can meet my foid date without being catfished and getting ambushed by thugs or cartel members on the first try and then getting beaten robbed kidnapped or murdered?

and if i do succeed in getting a foid without any of those prior things happening, how do i fuck her if i am at home 24/7 with parents who dont let me go out and they have cameras everywhere at home (rice tiger parents basically) and i dont have a car or a bike and i cant move out cuz im too low iq to get a stable job(jfl at being a brainlet as a riceman)

i need serious help guys

@sportsmogger @Gengar @klip11 @psychomandible @looksmaxxed @OldRooster

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[Gengar]

if i get a lay on tinder or some shit how do i make sure that i can meet my foid date without being catfished and getting ambushed by thugs or cartel members on the first try and then getting beaten robbed kidnapped or murdered?

and if i do succeed in getting a foid without any of those prior things happening, how do i fuck her if i am at home 24/7 with parents who dont let me go out and they have cameras everywhere at home (rice tiger parents basically) and i dont have a car or a bike and i cant move out cuz im too low iq to get a stable job(jfl at being a brainlet as a riceman)

i need serious help guys

@sportsmogger @Gengar @klip11 @psychomandible @looksmaxxed @OldRooster

Step 1) be in the west.

 

[violentrose]

If you are actually over 20 you’re not a youngcel just bring her home and fuck her

 

[dipenhydramine]

ur 100% a little kid jfl

just be a cool guy and no like sexism or racism or shit

maybe transphobia

 

[CMD]

Step 1) be in the west.

i literally live in america jfl

 

[Gengar]

i literally live in america jfl

Step 2) be in Nevada

Not in Nevada? Skip to step 3)

Step 3) become a pron actor