How do i get adopted by a rich low cortisol family

[InertiaBoy]

Im 16

I would def get picked because of my looks the question is how do i start

 

[satangoy]

shit in the middle of the living room in front of ur mom and tell her dead in the eyes it was the dog

 

[Scarlet]

shit in the middle of the living room in front of ur mom and tell her dead in the eyes it was the dog

yes do this

 

[africel]

become an au pair

 

[InertiaBoy]

shit in the middle of the living room in front of ur mom and tell her dead in the eyes it was the dog

What is this supposed to do

 

[InertiaBoy]

become an au pair

A what?

 

[satangoy]

What is this supposed to do

put you up for adoption

 

[khazarianmafia73]

just reincarnate

 

[InertiaBoy]

put you up for adoption

I already do worse and its not working

 

[africel]

A what?

legal immigrant slave basically.

 

[InertiaBoy]

legal immigrant slave basically.

Elaborae

 

[satangoy]

I already do worse and its not working

like?

 

[africel]

Elaborae

 

[InertiaBoy]

like?

My room is a biohazard
There is a bunch of food in the closet, there are bottles of piss everywhere, blood and cum stains all over, jars of fermenting meat and milk

My parents almost die when they walk in and smell it

And this is just related to shitting in the living room im generally just a demon