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Backstory: A lot of foids in school gave me a lot of IOIS , some approached some didnt. I couldn’t continue the convos because I’m autistic or something and have an anti social disorder. So no Sex for me. I was also sad once and one wanted to comfort me but I said nothing

I can install yubo but look shit on cam and my skin isn’t fixed

So I will just lose my v card with an 18 yo escort Htb +

And how do I do it as being a teen ?
 
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don’t do it bro, if u are not legit deformed there’s someone out there for ya.
 
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None gave me a flower on valentines because I’m autist
 
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Maybe I been too creepy
 
PROMETHEUS said:
What have you done to make people think this
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idk I just feel like it , maybe because I viewed their stories. And I recently found out it says on insta who views your story. I don’t have flowers and pics on my insta (non nt). Maybe I thought they are trying to do eye contact with me , so I stared at them and actually they didnt. Maybe I have shit clothes idk
 
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idk I just feel like it , maybe because I viewed their stories. And I recently found out it says on insta who views your story. I don’t have flowers and pics on my insta (non nt). Maybe I thought they are trying to do eye contact with me , so I stared at them and actually they didnt. Maybe I have shit clothes idk
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Everything you described sounds autistic. You’re 200% viewed as the weird guy

Don’t tell me you view their story without following them
 
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PROMETHEUS said:
Everything you described sounds autistic. You’re 200% viewed as the weird guy

Don’t tell me you view their story without following them
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I usually don’t have my real name , I change it every day on insta. But once I had
 
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And how do I do it as being a teen ?
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Just don't tell them you're underage or inexperienced:
"Hello, I like sex, I've been doing it for a really long time..."
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Surely this isn't the fith humble brag new user larping they need to use escorts I've seen today, but if you are actually going to do this then you just lie, if they ask for ID say you have none, if they refuse service then you leave
 
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Matthias8272 said:
Surely this isn't the firth bumble brag new user larping they need to use escorts I've seen today, but if you are actually going to do this then you just lie, if they ask for ID say you have none, if they refuse service then you leave
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leaving without paying ?

I can say I have late puberty

Biggest problem is incall/outcall and what location
 
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Bro most of these whores legit don't care how old you are as long as you give them money and don't speak about age
 
Dude don't dabble with escorts unless it's like a last resort. I mean c'mon you're still a minor you have enough time until it's truly time to feel bad about inceldom
 
Fly out to one of the brothels in Nevada
 
Just walk into a brothel easy work they do the hard lifting for u
 
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All these years of blackpill and yall pathetic incels still hold onto this shallow, societally constructed notion of “muh virginity is special” “muh escorts are last resort” Nothing matter buddy boyos. This world is all about looks, money, and pleasure. Everything else like religion is cope boyos.
 
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Well if you're in the United States you would have to look the hoes up on Tryst.link or something
 
the escort will not care, she is making money. just don't make it weird by mentioning you are jb, and if she asks, says you are an age over 18. when i first started seeing escorts some of them would jokingly ask for my id, but they don't really expect you to be indiscreet and pull out something that can identify you. i always leave identifying material locked in my car when visiting 'scorts. in reality many escorts started getting fucked for money at age 12, they really don't care unless you are obviously a little kid.
 
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lmao you reminded me when a cousin told me he would pay me a hooker when I got to be 17.
 
ask your older brother
 
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in brazil a lot of them provide service to teens if they're at least 14 years old since theres no criminal offense for escorts providing their 'services' to minors here, only if they are 13 or younger. in this case it will be a criminal offense ("rape of vulnerable person") unless the minor lied their age i.e. presented a fake ID
 
Update: I had multiple talking stages and still haven’t lost my v card
 
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grow a beard make yourself looking older escort wouldnt want your id or some shit how old are you
 
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gigell said:
Backstory: A lot of foids in school gave me a lot of IOIS , some approached some didnt. I couldn’t continue the convos because I’m autistic or something and have an anti social disorder. So no Sex for me. I was also sad once and one wanted to comfort me but I said nothing

I can install yubo but look shit on cam and my skin isn’t fixed

So I will just lose my v card with an 18 yo escort Htb +

And how do I do it as being a teen ?
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Why would you do that when you can just goon? Jacking off is free and you don’t risk getting arrested or getting an std or accidentally getting someone pregnant or getting falsely accused. Obv masturbation isn’t good either but it’s certantly the better alternative to getting a prostitute
 
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LegitUser said:
yeah but the hair and face structure bruh too
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Look....if you are on this site, there's a high chance you're an incel and an Indian. Many of them have a specific phenotype, I just asked AI to show me a nerdy Indian student talking to a girl.
This is pretty much how the typical Indian incel looks like:
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gigell said:
Backstory: A lot of foids in school gave me a lot of IOIS , some approached some didnt. I couldn’t continue the convos because I’m autistic or something and have an anti social disorder. So no Sex for me. I was also sad once and one wanted to comfort me but I said nothing

I can install yubo but look shit on cam and my skin isn’t fixed

So I will just lose my v card with an 18 yo escort Htb +

And how do I do it as being a teen ?
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JFL I tried going to Escort, she was super hot but denied me because she thought I looked young and I didn't gave her my ID

so most likely they gonna ask you about your ID
 
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gigell said:
Backstory: A lot of foids in school gave me a lot of IOIS , some approached some didnt. I couldn’t continue the convos because I’m autistic or something and have an anti social disorder. So no Sex for me. I was also sad once and one wanted to comfort me but I said nothing

I can install yubo but look shit on cam and my skin isn’t fixed

So I will just lose my v card with an 18 yo escort Htb +

And how do I do it as being a teen ?
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I lost my virginity to an escort at 16, I'm 17 now

and the first escort I went to rejected me because she though I looked young and asked for my ID, and I didn't gave it to her

the second escort accepted me no problem
 
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