How do I get diagnosed by a psychiatrist?

[Zer0/∞]

I need NEETbux soon or at least get jewpills, but every time I get screened for mental illness at my annual check up, the doctor just recommends online counseling for muh anxiety/depression where they interrogate me with personal questions!

Help! @Matthias8272 @Octillionaire

 

[Deleted member 21393]

Tell them that shit isn’t working and you want to try meds instead.

 

[Deleted member 15164]

Ask the psychiatrist to give you a serum that would turn you into a Chad.

 

[Matthias8272]

I said some wild stuff during my first meeting so I got priority. Also idk how the US system works so couldn't say, but I didn't even need to go to a pyschiatrist to get NEETbux I could have just went straight to my family doctor and asked

 

[Deleted member 14815]

first shit your undies,
then put some pants on ( warning may be uncomfortable but it will worth it in the end)
then in a public place preferably in front of a police officer, on the subway, or in front of your school grab a big chunk of it and eat it
whilst dancing and screeching to this song blasting outloud

 

[Deleted member 17723]

the absolute state of USA. giving money to subhumans for no valid reason

 

[Zer0/∞]

first shit your undies,
then put some pants on ( warning may be uncomfortable but it will worth it in the end)
then in a public place preferably in front of a police officer, on the subway, or in front of your school grab a big chunk of it and eat it
whilst dancing and screeching to this song blasting outloud

 

[Zer0/∞]

first shit your undies,
then put some pants on ( warning may be uncomfortable but it will worth it in the end)
then in a public place preferably in front of a police officer, on the subway, or in front of your school grab a big chunk of it and eat it
whilst dancing and screeching to this song blasting outloud

 

[Matthias8272]

I was trying to find this a few weeks ago since I remember watching it when I was 11 or 12, talk about weird timing!

 

[Zer0/∞]

I was trying to find this a few weeks ago since I remember watching it when I was 11 or 12, talk about weird timing!

This is Wizard32’s favorite anime.

 

[Matthias8272]

This is Wizard32’s favorite anime.

you think his cousin stories are a larp? I like to think they aren't..

 

[Matthias8272]

This is Wizard32’s favorite anime.

nvm wrong person, wizard32 is/was the yoda avi. I was thinking of the clown avi guy

 

[Chinacurry]

Show him ur threads, that will do it

 

[QuestForChad]

Imagine going to a therapy session and really speak your looksmaxxer incel mind out and talk about what’s discussed here on this forum. Your therapist would either quit being one and switch careers or just kill himself knowing he’ll get himself mentally poisoned by your irremediably crippled mind

 

[Koroshiya]

smoke hella meth and just say out of pocket shit

guaranteed to get diagnosed with something