How do I get laid as a teen

Joe_Is23

Joe_Is23

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Genuine ly whats the method to getting laid
 
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Be Chad
 
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you need to talk to a bunch of women. if you are ugly theres a much lower chance but ive seen some mfs get some because of the empty parking lot theory.
 
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nigga js play video games all day like me
 
spy women shitting in public bathrooms and then ask them to give you a kiss while they struggle to shit
 
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Genuine ly whats the method to getting laid
get a girlfriend

lowkey now that i think about it its not that difficult but for some reason i keep failing

talk to a girl whos in ur looks range and just slowly get closer to her (if u sense resistance just give up, u can immediately tell if shes interested or not)

eventually u will find a girl whos into u asw and single so just be nt and itll be fine

since were still young its probably trivial since we dont have to compete with more established men
 
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get a girlfriend

lowkey now that i think about it its not that difficult but for some reason i keep failing

talk to a girl whos in ur looks range and just slowly get closer to her (if u sense resistance just give up, u can immediately tell if shes interested or not)

eventually u will find a girl whos into u asw and single so just be nt and itll be fine

since were still young its probably trivial since we dont have to compete with more established men
Man idk how tho I suck at talking to women
 
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Man idk how tho I suck at talking to women
well im ngl i suck now too so

however when i used to actually talk to girls i would just pick one that i noticed IOIs from and gradually text more on ig/imsgs and it was clear she liked me and i liked her

if ur nt itll become clear really quickly whether theres a chance for something or not
 
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u mog bud and look tall whats the issue
 
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u mog bud and look tall whats the issue
Im 5,11.5 im 15 im a autists im new to the school I go to I got no friends
 
u got it bro just nonchalant max

also add a bunch of hoes on snap and streak with them all

also try getting in much gcs as possible

the more gcs ur in the more connections

espically in teen gcs

Higher chance of being llet to a party

playing kiss the bottle and fuck a chick

Your welcome.
 
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u got it bro just nonchalant max

also add a bunch of hoes on snap and streak with them all

also try getting in much gcs as possible

the more gcs ur in the more connections

espically in teen gcs

Higher chance of being llet to a party

playing kiss the bottle and fuck a chick

Your welcome.
Oh shit bro thanks ima follow you
 
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Im 5,11.5 im 15 im a autists im new to the school I go to I got no friends
man

ok u gotta start in class like make conversation with the foids in ur class

if they show any IOIs find a way to talk to them more (if ur intellecutally gifted leverage that but dont let urself get used) and secure the ig

from there u can probably just text more/send reels but dont do that if they dont show interest
 
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just be good looking duh nigga
 
Genuine ly whats the method to getting laid
If fair skinned, go to asia

If dark skinned, go to asia

If asian, become a buddhist monk
 

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