How do I get myself into a situation where I am stripped searched by a woman?

[Deleted member 31457]

Closest I'll ever get to ascending.

 

[Debetro]

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[Vermilioncore]

Go to an airport and find a female agent and bring a metal object so they can search you and say the object is “down there” so she can remove it and jerk you off inadvertently

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Go to an airport and find a female agent and bring a metal object so they can search you and say the object is “down there” so she can remove it and jerk you off inadvertently

What if I don't get a female tho

 

[Vermilioncore]

What if I don't get a female tho

That’s why you need to search for one. And if a male tries to search you, say you identify as female and that it’s offending you

 

[Deleted member 31457]

That’s why you need to search for one. And if a male tries to search you, say you identify as female and that it’s offending you

What are some other irl cfnm situations I can get myself into aside from a strip search

 

[HitAndRun]

Burn yourself and peple will strip you tryng to save u from suffering 4th degree burns
Or pretend that u are feeling ants all over your body and people will remove ur clothes off tryng to attack them
I got these ideas from House MD Show ngl

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Burn yourself and peple will strip you tryng to save u from suffering 4th degree burns
Or pretend that u are feeling ants all over your body and people will remove ur clothes off tryng to attack them
I got these ideas from House MD Show ngl

No one would save me cuz I'm ugly

 

[HitAndRun]

No one would save me cuz I'm ugly

 

[ranierean]

As a kid I stole a girl's iPod I think? Then she grabbed me all over before I tossed it in the trash can, she had to rummage it out lol

 

[Vermilioncore]

What are some other irl cfnm situations I can get myself into aside from a strip search

idk bozo u out of luck

 

[Deleted member 31457]

As a kid I stole a girl's iPod I think? Then she grabbed me all over before I tossed it in the trash can, she had to rummage it out lol

Ok so I shall rob a woman in the street then.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

idk bozo u out of luck

What about medical cfnm

 

[Vermilioncore]

What about medical cfnm

Yeah just make sure you get a female doctor and say you have a severe pain in your dick when it’s touched. Then she’ll say “like this?” And try touching it in many ways

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Yeah just make sure you get a female doctor and say you have a severe pain in your dick when it’s touched. Then she’ll say “like this?” And try touching it in many ways

You try it first and come back to me I'm too scared. What if they ask to get a male doctor in

 

[Vermilioncore]

You try it first and come back to me I'm too scared. What if they ask to get a male doctor in

Say you identify as a woman. Problem solved.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Say you identify as a woman. Problem solved.

What happens if I get a boner during doctors appointment?

 

[Vermilioncore]

What happens if I get a boner during doctors appointment?

Just say “haha, sorry, I am just nervous” then as she’s touching it just start moaning

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Just say “haha, sorry, I am just nervous” then as she’s touching it just start moaning

What if she feels threatened or offended tho

 

[Vermilioncore]

What if she feels threatened tho

Then say “sorry you feel that way miss”

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Then say “sorry you feel that way miss”

What if she feels offended or laughs or cries

 

[Vermilioncore]

What if she feels offended or laughs or cries

Then rape her bent that fat ass over and bust a fat nut all up in crony the nutcracker type shit