How do I get Patient A to be my brother?

[RAITEIII]

I'm lonely familyless cel in the UK. I don't even have anyone to spend christmas with at most I can just sleep with some Tinder gigaslut and no thx I'd rather be alone...

All my roommates say that I'm the best roommate EVER and that I'm very knowledgeable in weird way (blackpill) and also I cook nice.

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Fuck off! @Patient A is my friend only

 

[Deleted member 6723]

rape him

 

[Deleted member 10679]

I'm spazzing out reading this wtf are u trying to say

 

[Deleted member 10679]

I'm lonely familyless cel in the UK. I don't even have anyone to spend christmas with at most I can just sleep with some Tinder gigaslut and no thx I'd rather be alone...

All my roommates say that I'm the best roommate EVER and that I'm very knowledgeable in weird way (blackpill) and also I cook nice.

I live in Manchester, come over for a quick cuddle (no homo... unless?? )

 

[Deleted member 4430]

your mouth on his peepee

 

[rockndogs]

@Patient A is one of the best users of this site tbh ngl