How do I get rid of a HUGE CRUSH.

[CookieGuy]

It is bro, idk unless u really think she’s taking all that interest

She cuddles me, asks to come over EVERY WEEK, plays videogames, texts me FIRST every day. Etc

 

[e.skimo]

She cuddles me, asks to come over EVERY WEEK, plays videogames, texts me FIRST every day. Etc

Kill yourself

 

[CookieGuy]

genuenly asking. are you trolling for reps jfl never in my seventeen years of existence have i heard of a guy complaining about having a hot girlfriend.

I’m not even kidding! Her being hot just makes me really really insecure. Imagine I go outside and some jock says “damn bro how you pull her ” I would kiII myself

 

[CookieGuy]

I

Are you larping? I’ll find you and rape your whole family (in game).

I’m not Larping. And please don’t do that

 

[e.skimo]

I’m not even kidding! Her being hot just makes me really really insecure. Imagine I go outside and some jock says “damn bro how you pull her ” I would kiII myself

Kill yourself nigga

 

[CookieGuy]

Kill yourself

Hang on. We aren’t dating. Chill

 

[CookieGuy]

B

Kill yourself nigga

before you get mad hear me out. I’ve been a truecel for my whole life. Never going outside, never doing anything other than playing videogames. I’m not a fakecel. This is just something unforeseen I never expected

 

[e.skimo]

B

before you get mad hear me out. I’ve been a truecel for my whole life. Never going outside, never doing anything other than playing videogames. I’m not a fakecel. This is just something unforeseen I never expected

Kill yourself

 

[fr0st]

I’m not even kidding! Her being hot just makes me really really insecure. Imagine I go outside and some jock says “damn bro how you pull her ” I would kiII myself

that sounds pretty cool. its like having a really cool car or a fancy suit. why do you think rich guys have trophy wives? im not saying shes an object but jfl i dont understand. are you saying you want to break up with her and get an ugly woman instead of the hot one? if you think shes enjoyable to be around and shes hot i dont get the problem.

 

[CookieGuy]

Kill yourself

Why? I wanted to be your friend you seemed chill.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

She cuddles me, asks to come over EVERY WEEK, plays videogames, texts me FIRST every day. Etc

Chad

 

[CookieGuy]

that sounds pretty cool. its like having a really cool car or a fancy suit. why do you think rich guys have trophy wives? im not saying shes an object but jfl i dont understand. are you saying you want to break up with her and get an ugly woman instead of the hot one? if you think shes enjoyable to be around and shes hot i dont get the problem.

I think she has the most perfect personality ever. But her looks is like an expensive videogame, and I do not have enough money to get her in a secure way. It feels like I’m Pirating her

 

[CookieGuy]

Chad

I got rated MTN by fr0st. Even then I think he slightly overrates guys (no offense)

 

[fr0st]

Chad

hes GOTTA be bragging aint no way.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

I got rated MTN by fr0st. Even then I think he slightly overrates guys

Your htn

 

[e.skimo]

Can’t believe I fell for this stupid dogshit

 

[fr0st]

I got rated MTN by fr0st. Even then I think he slightly overrates guys (no offense)

Your mtn and i can say that with certainty. theres not enough features that make you ugly enough to be ltn. mtn is average middle of the road ltn is ugly what features make you ugly?

 

[CookieGuy]

hes GOTTA be bragging aint no way.

Im
Not a bragger. I swear to God this is actually been destroying my mental health

 

[CookieGuy]

Your mtn and i can say that with certainty. theres not enough features that make you ugly enough to be ltn. mtn is average middle of the road ltn is ugly what features make you ugly?

Jaw.

 

[CookieGuy]

Your htn

Have you even seen me?

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Have you even seen me?

Textbook htn

 

[CookieGuy]

Can’t believe I fell for this stupid dogshit

None of this is fakez

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Textbook htn

Only problem is you look a bit asian

 

[CookieGuy]

Textbook htn

Only problem is you look a bit asian

@fr0st is this overrate?

 

[fr0st]

@fr0st is this overrate?

prob yeah. your 15 though wait three years you're face changes a lot in that time span.

 

[CookieGuy]

prob yeah. your 15 though wait three years you're face changes a lot in that time span

I hope. Maybe I’m a late bloomer

 

[fr0st]

I hope. Maybe I’m a late bloomer

This was me three years ago so yeah safe to say you're face will change.

 

[CookieGuy]

This was me three years ago so yeah safe to say you're face will change.

Kinda looked like a woman ngl

 

[fuckfack]

Even tho she Ike’s me back. I want to keep things just friends. But I have the biggest crush. So pretty and Hourglassy. And so kind. I need to get rid of this crush immediately

Dude just ask her out and try to make it a date.
You can't be friends with her anymore in this state, do it now or you will feel that sore throat followed by endless pit in your gut once you hear her talking about another dudes dicks shoved inside her mouth. The more you stick in this situation, the closer you are to this scenario, and since it was your fault you will be beating yourself over her for a straight half-year if not longer.

 

[CookieGuy]

Dude just ask her out and try to make it a date.
You can't be friends with her anymore in this state, do it now or you will feel that sore throat followed by endless pit in your gut once you hear her talking about another dudes dicks shoved inside her mouth. The more you stick in this situation, the closer you are to this scenario, and since it was your fault you will be beating yourself over her for a straight half-year if not longer.

She’s homeschooled…. And is pretty obsessed with me

 

[CookieGuy]

Only problem is you look a bit asian

Any tips for ascension?

 

[fr0st]

Kinda looked like a woman ngl

couldnt be more wrong my body was herculean the epitome of masculinity.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Any tips for ascension?

oopen your eyes

 

[CookieGuy]

couldnt be more wrong my body was herculean the epitome of masculinity.

Klinefelter Crusader

 

[CookieGuy]

oopen your eyes

Give legitimate advice. And tell me the before rate estimate and the after rate estimate

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Give legitimate advice. And tell me the before rate estimate and the after rate estimate

I do not know. There is not much you can do

 

[Deleted member 101201]

I think she has the most perfect personality ever.

So pretty and Hourglassy.

the "personality" in question:

 

[CookieGuy]

I do not know. There is not much you can do

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

the "personality" in question:

Top tier body

 

[CookieGuy]

the "personality" in question:

Firstly that’s inhumanely big. Second of all. Personality matters BIG TIME to me.

 

[fuckfack]

She’s homeschooled…. And is pretty obsessed with me

But she comes to your place from what I seen, so you can actually meet her face to face?
Next time you see each other just ask her out somewhere and see where it goes.

That obsession will fade away once she gets that there is no point trying with you and will just randomly cut you off and you will be here dumbfounded on what happened and after a while she will be with a dude that actually gets to the point and scores her on a 3rd meet and gives her what she wanted, unless she is just playing you whole time for fun and to feel adored by you, and you are finding just now because you couldn't to corner her at the right time.

 

[Deleted member 101201]

Personality matters BIG TIME to me.

 

[Clark69]

i would like you to tell how but i still cant cope and get over a crush i had 10 years ago. it's just implanted in your brain dawg

 

[CookieGuy]

But she comes to your place from what I seen, so you can actually meet her face to face?
Next time you see each other just ask her out somewhere and see where it goes.

That obsession will fade away once she gets that there is no point trying with you and will just randomly cut you off and you will be here dumbfounded on what happened and after a while she will be with a dude that actually gets to the point and scores her on a 3rd meet and gives her what she wanted, unless she is just playing you whole time for fun and to feel adored by you, and you are finding just now because you couldn't to corner her at the right time.

If I’m being played. Would she keep reaching out for a whole year, would she text every day, would she keep asking to come over. Second of all, she acts so submissive.third of all WE ARE JUST KIDS

 

[CookieGuy]

i would like you to tell how but i still cant cope and get over a crush i had 10 years ago. it's just implanted in your brain dawg

Ohhh. So roping is the best option in this situation?

 

[fuckfack]

If I’m being played. Would she keep reaching out for a whole year, would she text every day, would she keep asking to come over. Second of all, she acts so submissive.third of all WE ARE JUST KIDS

Yeah if she feels like you are available loser to play with then she can do it for as much as she can, you have no idea how much they adores male validation, they can keep their personal idiot to the moment of their wedding with the dude they actually liked. What matters if you are in some way intimate together, she might have 3 other guy friends lined up after you coming to her place and one actually getting to the point lmfao.

At 15 I was walking into a bitch screaming her lung out in a school restroom behind cabinet, you are not excatly same kid for example 8 years old is.

But guess this is just bound to be your lifetime lesson, gl finding out how much it hurts. Either you make a move on her and find out where does this crush go, or let her know that you need a distance from her and don't speak to each other for months until it fades, if getting rid of crush is what you want, there is no other way to answer your question.

 

[CookieGuy]

Yeah if she feels like you are available loser to play with then she can do it for as much as she can, you have no idea how much they adores male validation, they can keep their personal idiot to the moment of their wedding with the dude they actually liked.

At 15 I was walking into a bitch screaming her lung out in a school restroom behind cabinet, you are not excatly same kid for example 8 years old is.

But guess this is just bound to be your lifetime lesson, gl finding out how much it hurts. Either you make a move on her and find out where does this crush go, or let her know that you need a distance from her and don't speak to each other for months until it fades, if getting rid of crush is what you want, there is no other way to answer your question.

True

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Huh? Why

What do I do man…..

If you're autistic, It'll be hard for you to forget

 

[CookieGuy]

If you're autistic, It'll be hard for you to forget

I’m autistic! Hooray

 

[Deleted member 74849]

I’m autistic! Hooray

Well, I hope for you it's not the “wrong” crush, I've had three, maybe. One in middle school, which was short-lived, two in high school (one still lasts), one of which was relatively short-lived because she moved away and became ugly (she was a local model)
Two of these share an infatuation with physical appearance and the third does not. I'll let you guess which one lasted longer