how do i injure/wound myself in a way that is not very painful and permanent but noticeable enough to skip classes for some time

[Deleted member 178206]

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[OldSpice]

you could say u have a sprained ankle

 

[Deleted member 178206]

you could say u have a sprained ankle

i used too many excuses like that

 

[Deleted member 178206]

@Aconite @xzylecrey u niggas might know

 

[OldSpice]

i used too many excuses like that

play rugby , get flipped around then say ur injured

 

[copingmaxnt]

Bonesmash and say u got into a fist fight idk

 

[Sektor]

Just jerk off

 

[Deleted member 178206]

play rugby , get flipped around then say ur injured

that is not a common sport in where i live

 

[OldSpice]

that is not a common sport in where i live

then what is?

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Just jerk off

how is that gonna make me skip classes
i jerk off thinking of u anyway bru

 

[thekey]

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idk just walk with crutches

 

[Deleted member 280162]

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Back in HS when I wanted to skip school I just punched concrete till my knuckles are broken

 

[Deleted member 178206]

then what is?

ehh idk football basketball shit like that

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Bonesmash and say u got into a fist fight idk

i was home the whole day today, but i can make an excuse that my face fell to ground
but am not sure
how do i pull this off

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

You cant larp a stomach ache?

 

[copingmaxnt]

i was home the whole day today, but i can make an excuse that my face fell to ground
but am not sure
how do i pull this off

U could say u fell in the toilet and ur face hit the sink or something

 

[Deleted member 178206]

You cant larp a stomach ache?

i larped as sick over 60 times they just understand i am larping now
i have to do smth that is physically visible

 

[Deleted member 104089]

Headache, migraine, fever, fell over low iron, something to do with participating in sports and getting injured

 

[Deleted member 178206]

U could say u fell in the toilet and ur face hit the sink or something

i will try that
will update
am gonna shower now anyway
i will just say i fell to ground
what do u think

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

i larped as sick over 60 times they just understand i am larping now
i have to do smth that is physically visible

Yeah you cant get something visible without hurting yourself

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Headache, migraine, fever, fell over low iron, something to do with participating in sports and getting injured

i did not participate in any sports except for gym which aint a sport
also i told lots of lies abt fever migraine etc so they dont believe

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Yeah you cant get something visible without hurting yourself

okay what can i do for it tp be visible then?

 

[copingmaxnt]

i will try that
will update
am gonna shower now anyway
i will just say i fell to ground
what do u think

Sounds reasonable but idk if the ground itself is a good excuse for the face

 

[Deleted member 104089]

i did not participate in any sports except for gym which aint a sport
also i told lots of lies abt fever migraine etc so they dont believe

Idk if you should purposely bruise or scrape yourself js to skip class. cant u js muck around on your phone or laptop

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

i did not participate in any sports except for gym which aint a sport
also i told lots of lies abt fever migraine etc so they dont believe

You can larp to the teachers you feel unwell, they will call your parents and bam you can go home

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Sounds reasonable but idk if the ground itself is a good excuse for the face

yea i will try that
will update

 

[VelvelStein]

Yeah you cant get something visible without hurting yourself

Try to ice some area, like hands or legs or anything, and then hit it couple times with heavy object, wont really feel any pain but it would be visible AF

 

[Deleted member 178206]

You can larp to the teachers you feel unwell, they will call your parents and bam you can go home

in our schools that dont work unless they confirm ur actually at the verge of dying

Idk if you should purposely bruise or scrape yourself js to skip class. cant u js muck around on your phone or laptop

i will bruise myself but idk how

 

[Deleted member 104089]

Ye ig the falling on the ground is the best bet

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

in our schools that dont work unless they confirm ur actually at the verge of dying

Wtf

 

[VelvelStein]

Just jerk off

Not the worst answer tbh, if done over 4hrs could easily cause nosebleeds, even severe ones

 

[Deleted member 178206]

thanks a lot this sounds highiq

Try to ice some area, like hands or legs or anything, and then hit it couple times with heavy object, wont really feel any pain but it would be visible AF

 

[Deleted member 104089]

in our schools that dont work unless they confirm ur actually at the verge of dying

i will bruise myself but idk how

U dont know how to muck around ?
Oh i resp to the wrong thing

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

okay what can i do for it tp be visible then?

How many hours before school?

 

[John-Erik-Hexagon]

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Snap your legs in 5 different places light yourself on fire stab yourself in the eyes and cut your tongue off it is not permanent and it’s pain free

 

[VelvelStein]

Wtf

Same for my school, it's common practice for some regions. They give us pills from stomach pain at best and sending to class

 

[Deleted member 178206]

U dont know how to muck around ?
Oh i resp to the wrong thing

not really idk

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Not the worst answer tbh, if done over 4hrs could easily cause nosebleeds, even severe ones

I dont think op has 4 hours, i remember he usually posts from school around this time

 

[Deleted member 104089]

not really idk

Like just play some games on your laptop in class and pretend to be listening

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Same for my school, it's common practice for some regions. They give us pills from stomach pain at best and sending to class

In the balkans you dont even need proof your word is law, but then ofc your parents beat your ass for larping

 

[Aconite]

@Aconite @xzylecrey u niggas might know

No clue

just fake sick

 

[VelvelStein]

In the balkans you dont even need proof your word is law, but then ofc your parents beat your ass for larping

How do we live in the different Balkans

 

[Deleted member 178206]

I dont think op has 4 hours, i remember he usually posts from school around this time

its my additional classes actually, i have 4 hours and a half
i skipped actual school today

 

[Deleted member 178206]

In the balkans you dont even need proof your word is law, but then ofc your parents beat your ass for larping

in caucasus u get beaten by both

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

its my additional classes actually, i have 4 hours and a half
i skipped actual school today

Lowkey just do what VelvelStein said

 

[Deleted member 178206]

No clue

just fake sick

i wish we could lie just like u americels to our parents

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

How do we live in the different Balkans

Odakle si? U bih mozes larpat i samo otic kuci

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Odakle si? U bih mozes larpat i samo otic kuci

bosanka artillerija
to su hamze i gazije
od allaha pomoc im je

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

bosanka artillerija
to su hamze i gazije
od allaha pomoc im je

Sine

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Sine

wut does that mean