how do i injure/wound myself in a way that is not very painful and permanent but noticeable enough to skip classes for some time

[MouthBreathingElite]

wut does that mean

Son

 

[VelvelStein]

I

Odakle si? U bih mozes larpat i samo otic kuci

I couldn't understand shit, I'm a different kind of Balkan, atp I'm changing my identity to Caucasians
Hvala Bosnia

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Son

similar to "sin" in russian
are u bosnian serb or bosniak
also u muslim?

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

I

I couldn't understand shit, I'm a different kind of Balkan, atp I'm changing my identity to Caucasians
Hvala Bosnia

Hahaha, what country are you from?

 

[VelvelStein]

similar to "sin" in russian
are u bosnian serb or bosniak
also u muslim?

Its сын, syn would be more correct

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

similar to "sin" in russian
are u bosnian serb or bosniak
also u muslim?

No i am not muslim, if i was actually bosnian i would be 6'4 and dinarid

 

[Deleted member 178206]

I

I couldn't understand shit, I'm a different kind of Balkan, atp I'm changing my identity to Caucasians
Hvala Bosnia

CAUCASIA MENTIONED
KAVKAZ RAAAAAAHHHHHHUHSGDG

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Its сын, syn would be more correct

ik i just dont know how to type it in latin bhai

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

similar to "sin" in russian
are u bosnian serb or bosniak
also u muslim?

Im a "hercegovac" which is just a part of bosnia with a bunch of croatians

 

[VelvelStein]

Hahaha, what country are you from?

Currently living in Bulgaria but my parents change counties a LOT

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

No i am not muslim, if i was actually bosnian i would be 6'4 and dinarid

My dad is 6'5 and dinarid

 

[VelvelStein]

ik i just dont know how to type it in latin bhai

Skill issue (лох)

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Im a "hercegovac" which is just a part of bosnia with a bunch of croatians

so ur bosnian hrvat?
isnt that like in southwest of the country

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Skill issue (лох)

zatknis ebanat
ty sam ruchnoy

 

[VelvelStein]

My dad is 6'5 and dinarid

I'm envy, my dad could be considered 6'5 only sideways

 

[VelvelStein]

zatknis ebanat
ty sam ruchnoy

Tiha tiha ya s lubovyu dolbaeb

 

[Deleted member 178206]

My dad is 6'5 and dinarid

lucki
my mom is 4'11
my dad is like 5'10 tho
a foot difference almost

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Tiha tiha ya s lubovyu dolbaeb

))

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

I'm envy, my dad could be considered 6'5 only sideways

He peaked at mltn, my moms genes saved me although shes like 5'1

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

so ur bosnian hrvat?
isnt that like in southwest of the country

 

[Deleted member 178206]

He peaked at mltn, my moms genes saved me although shes like 5'1

yea same
my mom has a very good skull
and they are like very light
i couldnt inherit her green eyes tho

 

[Deleted member 178206]

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i was right

 

[VelvelStein]

lucki
my mom is 4'11
my dad is like 5'10 tho
a foot difference almost

My mother is 5'2, dad is 6'0 but idk how because he always was short kid(even in photos) and then he says he rapidly grew in his early twenties, og heightmaxxer

 

[VelvelStein]

i couldnt inherit her green eyes tho

At least I was lucky here, idk how but I haven't inherited mom's brown eyes and with dad's grey idk how but I have light blue ones

 

[cb006]

title

saw your arm off

 

[svarddre]

You could always fall and fake a concussion

 

[Deleted member 178206]

You could always fall and fake a concussion

i tried that once i just tried to hold in my laugh and laughed

 

[Donald]

gsw to the temple

 

[cb006]

i tried that once i just tried to hold in my laugh and laughed

Try to make your face as red as possible by holding your breath and basically clenching your skull
then keep doing it over and over until your face is very red
eventually you will faint and fall over and you will be dazed asf

 

[Euron]

say that ur stomach hurts, u have a headache or that ur throat is sore

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Try to make your face as red as possible by holding your breath and basically clenching your skull
then keep doing it over and over until your face is very red
eventually you will faint and fall over and you will be dazed asf

isnt that deadly?

 

[Deleted member 178206]

say that ur stomach hurts, u have a headache or that ur throat is sore

i used it a lot it dont work anymore

 

[cb006]

isnt that deadly?

i don’t think so
idk
i did it once in elementary school without knowing and actually fainted
i was fine even though i hit my head on some metal thing that pushes around books

 

[SubSigma]

Just bonesmash and say you slipped on ice. This is like the only injury thats good for you in the long run.

//SubSigma

 

[Sektor]

how is that gonna make me skip classes
i jerk off thinking of u anyway bru

Cmon bri

 

[Deleted member 178206]

Cmon bri

why u make fun of me
i dont like it yknow