How do I join the jews?

[Deleted member 8202]

I'm tired of trying to defend you subhuman retarded goyim. None of you guys want to be helped anyway

How do I join the based jews?

 

[BigBiceps]

You're a fool. Repent your dirty mind at this instant and ask forgiveness from me. Go ahead, brother.

 

[Deleted member 8202]

You're a fool. Repent your dirty mind at this instant and ask forgiveness from me. Go ahead, brother.

Im sorry. Heil Hitler.

 

[Idontknowlol]

Unless your mother is jewsih, you will never be one of them

They will only use you to get your sheckels, and then throw you out like a used up whore

 

[BigBiceps]

Im sorry. Heil Hitler.

The term from now on is Heil Bicep. Go a head and say it, brother.

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

1: sell soul to devil
2: cut off the skin on your willy
3: eat children (optional)
4: get a phd in medicine, go to law school, or work at the bank
5: get killed for being a jew

 

[Gonthar]

Well, you have like three options:
1) Move to Israel, acquire citizenship, become Israeli citizen.
2) Visit a rabbi, convert to Judaism.
3) Simply self-identify as a Jew, like Whoopi Goldberg did(she changed her name too for good measure) - no one questioned her Jewish background even though she was black.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Become Oprah

 

[Deleted member 15306]

I have unironically been considering fundamentalist Islam; living with four 20 somethings and having a shit ton of sons definitely appeals to me when I'm in my 40s and moneymaxed.

Muslimahs I've dated have easily been the least retarded women too.

 

[Pythagoras]

Get a 110+ on an IQ test and read the Torah

 

[metagross]

Well, you have like three options:
1) Move to Israel, acquire citizenship, become Israeli citizen.
2) Visit a rabbi, convert to Judaism.
3) Simply self-identify as a Jew, like Whoopi Goldberg did(she changed her name too for good measure) - no one questioned her Jewish background even though she was black.

This does not work.
Israel, unlike cucked european countries, is not pants on head retarded. They actually do DNA tests to see if you're actually ashkenazi.

 

[Gonthar]

This does not work.
Israel, unlike cucked european countries, is not pants on head retarded. They actually do DNA tests to see if you're actually ashkenazi.

You move there to work, and after several years you can get the citizenship, some bribes to the bureaucrats could speed things up, they don't give a shit as long as you aren't a terrorist....Marrying an Israeli person can also get you the citizenship, there are multiple ways.

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Eat foreskins