How do I juuzoumax?

[Sociobiology]

I wish I was Juuzou Suzuya. I am deeply pained and feel severely spited for not being born in the body of Juuzou. I beg profusely at the feet of God to explain why God has done this to me (every night)? Why was I born brown (in a bad way), ugly and balding?

Is there hope that I would be able to look like this IRL?

Spoiler: MY FACE (WARNING: VOMIT INDUCING)

Please suggest surgeries before I go ER.

EDIT: And yes I am still Pakistano.

 

[AlexBrown84]

You can model if you’re tall

 

[Sociobiology]

You can model if you’re tall