How do I juuzoumax?

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SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE THIS THREAD INTO THE LOOKSMAXXING SECTION SINCE MY LAST THREAD DIDN'T GET ANY REPLIES. I'm serious ​

I wish I was Juuzou Suzuya. I am deeply pained and feel severely spited for not being born in the body of Juuzou. I beg profusely at the feet of God to explain why God has done this to me (every night)? Why was I born brown (in a bad way), ugly and balding?

Is there hope that I would be able to look like this IRL?

Spoiler: Spoiler: MY FACE (WARNING: VOMIT INDUCING)

Please suggest surgeries before I go ER.

EDIT: And yes I am still Pakistano.

 

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I am cursed.

It is painful to live in this body. I wish I was Juuzou.

 

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Wow he is so based. He is killing women.

 

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@8PSLcel pls say sumthing. I need answer b4 i rope myself.

 

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@8PSLcel pls say sumthing. I need answer b4 i rope myself.

If you find my roped body, pls donate my organs to the sick tomboys of the world.

 

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I think we have a mentalcel here

 

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I think we have a mentalcel here

i fight depression every day, please pray for me.

 

[zap]

Grow your hair out. Dye said hair white/silver
rhino for a smaller/upturned/feminine nose.

 

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@8PSLcel pls say sumthing. I need answer b4 i rope myself.

First of all, grow hair out. Second, bleach skin if you really think it's needed.

 

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First of all, grow hair out. Second, bleach skin if you really think it's needed.

i c. i have never grown my hair out long before. i was always forced to keep it short.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

i c. i have never grown my hair out long before. i was always forced to keep it short.

why?

 

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why?

i have abusive parents.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

i have abusive parents.

Do you still live with them?

 

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Do you still live with them?

yes.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

yes.

damn, over

 

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damn, over

im a clown

 

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@8PSLcel I can't sleep. What should I do?

 

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@8PSLcel I can't sleep. What should I do?

I usually just lay in bed until I go to sleep.

 

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I usually just lay in bed until I go to sleep.

ok.