how do i kill myself?

speaking to a true OG, im honoured

different era man haha, im surprised too :lul:
Like the Internet was on the phone but it was a tiny screen and things took ages to load, it wasn't until like 2004/2005 you could start watching vids properly but the quality was nothing like today.
 
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Like the Internet was on the phone but it was a tiny screen and things took ages to load, it wasn't until like 2004/2005 you could start watching vids properly but the quality was nothing like today.
the dedication to the gorey horse semen videos must be insane :lul:

do you ever wonder what they're doing today?
 
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the dedication to the gorey horse semen videos must be insane :lul:

do you ever wonder what they're doing today?
Was funny fella.
You would be in geography class and then some women's screems would randomly come out some kids phone and the teacher would come over and it was a woman get destroyed by a horse haha

Good times
 
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Was funny fella.
You would be in geography class and then some women's screems would randomly come out some kids phone and the teacher would come over and it was a woman get destroyed by a horse haha

Good times
lmfaoo what would the teachers even do in that situation
 
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What do the teachers do these days fella
well it would probably look something like this:

1) phone gets taken away
2) instantly get removed from the lesson
3) you go to the headteacher's office and talk with him
4) parents come for a meeting
5) maybe temporary suspension/police report depending on what was played
6) beaten at home by raging parents

something along those lines lad :lul:

i got a police report for accidentally reposting an andrew tate tiktok in year 9. it was for "hate speech" fml
 
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whats the most painless way to kill myself? where do i stream it,im 15 and i cant buy a gun i tried asking neighbors or stealing even but i failed,cant get my hands on cyanide too
also need a site to go on live and not get banned im planning to do it next week,someone help me out?
dont nigga ur 15 find God and find hobbies
 
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well it would probably look something like this:

1) phone gets taken away
2) instantly get removed from the lesson
3) you go to the headteacher's office and talk with him
4) parents come for a meeting
5) maybe temporary suspension/police report depending on what was played
6) beaten at home by raging parents

something along those lines lad :lul:

i got a police report for accidentally reposting an andrew tate tiktok in year 9. it was for "hate speech" fml
Ah sheet no it would just be telling someone toeave the lesson back in my school days no fucking police involved
 
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Ah sheet no it would just be telling someone toeave the lesson back in my school days no fucking police involved
simper times then

everybody is triggered nowadays :lul:
 
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funny how this looks usual for you guys
 
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My dad got the cane back when he was in school haha
yeah man, who knows how much it will change in the next 100 years :lul:

they're gonna make some crazy new disciplinary methods im sure of it
 
yeah man, who knows how much it will change in the next 100 years :lul:

they're gonna make some crazy new disciplinary methods im sure of it
Shit must be out of control in school these days I dunno how teachers survive the day
 
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Shit must be out of control in school these days I dunno how teachers survive the day
did you see 1 in 3 children can't use books when starting school. they swipe them like tablets/phones :lul:

everyone's a roadman nowadays too it's fucking mental mate :forcedsmile:

idk what convinces them to be teachers, wageslaving in the worst way possible
 
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did you see 1 in 3 children can't use books when starting school. they swipe them like tablets/phones :lul:

everyone's a roadman nowadays too it's fucking mental mate :forcedsmile:

idk what convinces them to be teachers, wageslaving in the worst way possible
Jfl

Yeah I can't think of anything worse tbh, the pay isn't even good but I wouldn't do it even for 100k.
 
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Jfl

Yeah I can't think of anything worse tbh, the pay isn't even good but I wouldn't do it even for 100k.
lmao literally, i have some sympathy for them sometimes :feelscry:
 
whats the most painless way to kill myself? where do i stream it,im 15 and i cant buy a gun i tried asking neighbors or stealing even but i failed,cant get my hands on cyanide too
also need a site to go on live and not get banned im planning to do it next week,someone help me out?
Dont do it
 
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pm me if you're serious

I have experience, and I helped someone rope like 2 weeks ago lmao

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ONCE AGAIN PM ME IF YOU'RE SERIOUS
You’re tryna help kids kill themselves? Is that how you contribute to the world then damn bro your mother must be so proud of you
 
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You are FIFTEEN for FUCKS sake.

I have talked to multiple people who have attempted suicide irl, all of them are so happy they didn't succeed.

I suggest you snap out of it ASAP!

If you need to talk, PM me.
Yeah bro what the fuck and to think there are people who are all for this poor kid trying to end his own life. There’s hope for you bro, never get back on this website again and try live a normal life. Org is poison for your mind unless you’re hmtn
 
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