how do i measure my dick

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its at a fucking 2 degree angle, its really really upwardly curved like a banana and i cant straighten it out bc it bounces back/hurts
should i just rope?
 
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hamburger said:
its at a fucking 2 degree angle, its really really upwardly curved like a banana and i cant straighten it out bc it bounces back/hurts
should i just rope?
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Deja vu
 
aBetterMii said:
Deja vu
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no but actually
how do i measure it
from the top it looks like i have a micro penis but from the bottom i look like the reincarnation of jason luv
 
hamburger said:
no but actually
how do i measure it
from the top it looks like i have a micro penis but from the bottom i look like the reincarnation of jason luv
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BPEL, google
 
aBetterMii said:
BPEL, google
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literally doesnt work, i physically cannot straighten it out so it wont be accurate
its over for me and my deformed penis
 
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hamburger said:
literally doesnt work, i physically cannot straighten it out so it wont be accurate
its over for me and my deformed penis
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Trigonometry shit innit
 
Just place a ruler on top of dick, its not that hard
 
Stick it up @8PSLcel asshole, faggot will do the numbers
 
cytoplasm said:
Just place a ruler on top of dick, its not that hard
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nigga its curved
how do i measure something curved with a straight ruler

im going to need to invest in a tape measure and use some geometric equations to find this shit out
 
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hamburger said:
nigga its curved
how do i measure something curved with a straight ruler

im going to need to invest in a tape measure and use some geometric equations to find this shit out
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Mine is curved downwards making it even more difficult to measure yet i can still do it, tape measure isnt a scientific way to do it so you might get higher numbers than you would in a scientific study
 
:lul:
 
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hamburger said:
its at a fucking 2 degree angle, its really really upwardly curved like a banana and i cant straighten it out bc it bounces back/hurts
should i just rope?
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No i thought banana dicks were a good thing JFL, don't girls prefer it, unless it's small, mine is 7 inches even tho curved like a banana and it's superior to straight dicks
 
pm pic and i will tell you its absolute measurements
 
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Iasacrko said:
No i thought banana dicks were a good thing JFL, don't girls prefer it, unless it's small, mine is 7 inches even tho curved like a banana and it's superior to straight dicks
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its not a good thing bc what happens if a girl wants to do a sex position that isnt missionary
my dick will literally snap in half
 
Use a sewing tape measure
 
Tape measure
Or
1668736478613
 
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