How do I open chicks on tinder

[Deleted member 1209]

I posted a screenshot of my feed and everyone said I sounded autistic.

 

[Deleted member 2933]

Chad only says Hi

 

[Deleted member 685]

Heyyyy is what I did to asian girls but I got barely any responses lmfao

 

[Deleted member 1209]

I’ll just keep spamming messages until I find some weird girl who thinks my looks are top tier. That’s really all there is to jt

 

[Time Travel]

Heyyyy is what I did to asian girls but I got barely any responses lmfao

I wish I could match Asian girls here

 

[Deleted member 245]

Chad only says Hi

 

[Over]

Doesnt matter what you say, looks will decide if she responds positively.

 

[jefferson]

I found "hey " gets more responses than "hey". Sometimes I'll ask a question about something in their bio. But at the end of the day it's a numbers game.

 

[Deleted member 685]

I wish I could match Asian girls here

It was on yubo

 

[fukmylyf]

Doesnt matter what you say, looks will decide if she responds positively.

 

[Deleted member 245]

I found "hey " gets more responses than "hey". Sometimes I'll ask a question about something in their bio. But at the end of the day it's a numbers game.

Why tf would a smiley face make a difference

 

[DarkHorizon]

I’ll just keep spamming messages until I find some weird girl who thinks my looks are top tier. That’s really all there is to jt

Which country are you in? Tinder difficulty depends on the area mostly. Also, if you are getting constant tinder matches, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

 

[Deleted member 245]

Which country are you in? Tinder difficulty depends on the area mostly. Also, if you are getting constant tinder matches, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Matches dont mean that much if they dont respond.

 

[jefferson]

Why tf would a smiley face make a difference

No idea, but it does seem to from my anecdotal experience

Which country are you in? Tinder difficulty depends on the area mostly. Also, if you are getting constant tinder matches, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Matches dont mean shit

 

[DarkHorizon]

No idea, but it does seem to from my anecdotal experience

Matches dont mean shit

if matches dont mean shit, then why do you guys keep posting chadfish experiments where the fake profile gets tons of matches?

 

[Cali Yuga]

ive been opening by telling girls they "seem like theyre an X for some reason" where X is a harry potter house OTHER THAN GRIFFYNDOR

I choose which house based on their appearacne/bio

this appeals to their childlike minds/worldviews

the reason you dont pick gryfinndor id because every other house is a subtle neg whereas gryfindor would be seen by them as simping

not joking this has gotten me way more responses than anything else ive tried, take advantage of the fact that this is the only book most girls have ever read

EDIT do not overuse this, if you faggots fuck this one up for me by flooding the market I swear to god

also you should throw something in afterjokingly implying youre a slytherin to dark triad max

 

[Over]

Tinder difficulty depends on the area mostly.

What do you think Tinder is in Poland? Never tried and never will but I just wonder. Also what are some hardest countries?

 

[jefferson]

if matches dont mean shit, then why do you guys keep posting chadfish experiments where the fake profile gets tons of matches?

Because autism

 

[fukmylyf]

ive been opening by telling girls they "seem like theyre an X for some reason" where X is a harry potter house OTHER THAN GRIFFYNDOR

I choose which house based on their appearacne/bio

this appeals to their childlike minds/worldviews

the reason you dont pick gryfinndor id because every other house is a subtle neg whereas gryfindor would be seen by them as simping

not joking this has gotten me way more responses than anything else ive tried, take advantage of the fact that this is the only book most girls have ever read

EDIT do not overuse this, if you faggots fuck this one up for me by flooding the market I swear to god

also you should throw something in afterjokingly implying youre a slytherin to dark triad max

jfl I'm too high inhib for this

 

[DarkHorizon]

What do you think Tinder is in Poland? Never tried and never will but I just wonder. Also what are some hardest countries?

apparently the polish and ukrainian whores are the easiest in terms of white women, so tinder is easiest in eastern european slavic countries including russia, and also southeast asia like thailand, cambodia, phillipines and vietnam. Probably hardest in the middle east, and north america.

 

[Cali Yuga]

jfl I'm too high inhib for this

then uninstall app

you wont get anywhere just opening with "hey whats up" unless youre chad or youre going for landwhales

 

[fukmylyf]

then uninstall app

you wont get anywhere just opening with "hey whats up" unless youre chad or youre going for landwhales

psl 6, but yeah I can't be bothered. Nothing more awkward than giving a good impression through text and then the girl realizes I'm an autist IRL.

 

[xit]

say hey

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Venmo me $5 and I'll help you out with tinder convos

 

[Cali Yuga]

psl 6, but yeah I can't be bothered. Nothing more awkward than giving a good impression through text and then the girl realizes I'm an autist IRL.

literally just talk about the office and shit
its so easy to pretend to be basic
autism is no excuse

 

[Deleted member 1464]

"I would bury my dick so far up your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"