How do I order soylent to New Delhi, India?

[The Homelander]

First of all I can’t tell if soylent is a healthy drink or bad for you
There’s people who say it is and there’s people who say it isn’t
I heard it can make you less bloated
I’m going to try it out for 30 days and see if the rumors are true

Does anyone know if they ship to india
I don’t have an address because my house is relatively small and made out of mud and stone and a little bit of wood
How will the mail man locate me

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Yes bhai, it's very good for you.
Also you can order it online from soylent.heaven
The mailman will locate your sigma veganity and give you the soylent

 

[The Homelander]

@Bruce Wayne78 @averagenormie

 

[The Homelander]

Yes bhai, it's very good for you.
Also you can order it online from soylent.heaven
The mailman will locate your sigma veganity and give you the soylent

Hi bhai are you from New Delhi as well

 

[averagenormie]

@Bruce Wayne78 @averagenormie

Idk I'm not indian

 

[The Homelander]

Idk I'm not indian

I guess you’re missing out then

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Hi bhai are you from New Delhi as well

No, I'm from Mumbai Kolkata habibi.
However, I have experience with soylent like non other.
I have ordered over 5000 of them monthly

 

[averagenormie]

I guess you’re missing out then

Ofc bhai I'm missising out on ethnic features

 

[The Homelander]

No, I'm from Mumbai Kolkata habibi.
However, I have experience with soylent like non other.
I have ordered over 5000 of them monthly

Wow 5000 do you run a business
you must be very rich
are you able to afford a shower room yet, I cannot so I bathe in the local pond

 

[The Homelander]

Ofc bhai I'm missising out on ethnic features

What race are you?

 

[averagenormie]

What race are you?

I'm black

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Wow 5000 do you run a business
you must be very rich
are you able to afford a shower room yet, I cannot so I bathe in the local pond

Yes bhai, I run the Mumbai Jewish resort.
Shower rooms are unnecessary as we have lakes for that purpose.

 

[The Homelander]

I'm black

That truly sucks
If you want to be indian use a little bit of skin lightening cream
Apply it daily twice for a month
If your skin doesn’t get lighter double the amount you apply
Do this for a year until your skin turns brown and then stop
also u can use a hair straightener to straighten your hair
I hope this helped

 

[The Homelander]

Yes bhai, I run the Mumbai Jewish resort.
Shower rooms are unnecessary as we have lakes for that purpose.

I have never seen a lake before
Is a pond just as good?

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I have never seen a lake before
Is a pond just as good?

Same thing tbh

 

[averagenormie]

That truly sucks
If you want to be indian use a little bit of skin lightening cream
Apply it daily twice for a month
If your skin doesn’t get lighter double the amount you apply
Do this for a year until your skin turns brown and then stop
also u can use a hair straightener to straighten your hair
I hope this helped

Thanks many Indians find me looking like them

 

[Deleted member 120487]

i fuck your mother baby boy

 

[The Homelander]

Same thing tbh

I don’t have a water pond but I do have a mud pond which I bathe with
However mud or water it doesn’t matter as both blend in with my natural skin color

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I don’t have a water pond but I do have a mud pond which I bathe with
However mud or water it doesn’t matter as both blend in with my natural skin color

Yes, mud works fine too

 

[The Homelander]

Thanks many Indians find me looking like them

It’s okay don’t fear the racist people who hate you for not being indian yet
I congratulate you for starting your becoming indian joirney
Soon you will be one of us

 

[The Homelander]

i fuck your mother baby boy

I am not a baby

 

[The Homelander]

Yes, mud works fine too

You are very helpful user

 

[averagenormie]

It’s okay don’t fear the racist people who hate you for not being indian yet
I congratulate you for starting your becoming indian joirney
Soon you will be one of us

What if I mjmaxx and become white?

 

[Deleted member 117288]

You are very helpful user

Thanks good sir.

 

[The Homelander]

What if I mjmaxx and become white?

Why would you want to be white?
India is supreme race
JAI HIND

 

[averagenormie]

Why would you want to be white?
India is supreme race
JAI HIND

Indian stacies want white men

 

[aleex]

stop eating shit and youll become less bloaded

 

[The Homelander]

Indian stacies want white men

All whites and blacks are capped at LTN
Indians have the best features
Look up “indian actors”

 

[The Homelander]

stop eating shit and youll become less bloaded

Not even cow shit?

 

[averagenormie]

All whites and blacks are capped at LTN
Indians have the best features
Look up “indian actors”

Indian actors are less than 1% of india, most of india are sub5s and normies at best

 

[The Homelander]

Indian actors are less than 1% of india, most of india are sub5s and normies at best

I’m not sub5
I’m over 5
I’m 5’1

 

[averagenormie]

I’m not sub5
I’m over 5
I’m 5’1

Average white is 5'11 , average black is 5'6-5'9

 

[The Homelander]

Average white is 5'11 , average black is 5'6-5'9

I’m 6 feet tall with height insoles

 

[Deleted member 112527]

Amazon.in

 

[swt]

you’re a fucking loser

 

[Deleted member 112527]

Indian actors are less than 1% of india, most of india are sub5s and normies at best

Average Indian btw

 

[averagenormie]

Average Indian btw
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Htn in idia if he lose weight and fixed his bloat

 

[Deleted member 112527]

Htn in idia if he lose weight and fixed his bloat

I am not bloated nigga i lack bones
Wtf lmao
The same shit is being said to me from
2023

 

[averagenormie]

I am not bloated nigga i lack bones
Wtf lmao
The same shit is being said to me from
2023
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Right mogs

 

[The Homelander]

you’re a fucking loser

I am not fucking
Your are fucking
You are fucking you fucking fuck

 

[The Homelander]

Amazon.in

Just placed my order
Thanks