How do I order the suicide kit?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Not that I will use it, I want it as a conversation piece. Like an ice breaker during awkward moments among the PEOPLE. Ugh. Scary shit there.

"Oh. My. God," Daisy said to the group at the picnic table. "So the other day, we were watching The View and Whoopi nearly fell off her chair laughing at the AI clip of Trump in a dress."

"This is a suicide kit," I announce to the group while holding an open box of chemicals, rags, and bottles of pills.

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

order trough me Only 10$

 

[asdvek]

I been tryna tell you that you stink

 

[alphamale82]

very NT

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I been tryna tell you that you stink
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Meet Sally, she's single.

 

[Deleted member 253053]

who are your friends bro

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

who are your friends bro

Why do you want their names? Do you want their addresses, too? Socials, birthdays, maiden names, the first city they were born in, the first car they had, why do you want to know?

 

[OldRooster]

You need to create a facsimile of this:

By buying some syringes, a clear lock box, and printing out an impressive label that says something like "End of Life Assisted Suicide Kit".
.

Amazon.com

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You need to create a facsimile of this:

By buying some syringes, a clear lock box, and printing out an impressive label that says something like "End of Life Assisted Suicide Kit".
.

Amazon.com

That would wipe the smiles off their faces. Bring a box of these kits to a Reddit Meetup event.

 

[Mess]

One of those briefcases from the movies that emit a gold light should suffice.
Optimally, once it opens, a five second countdown begins, and then KABOOM!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

One of those briefcases from the movies that emit a gold light should suffice.
Optimally, once it opens, a five second countdown begins, and then KABOOM!

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Sounds like an Israeli token of friendship to a Palestinian

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Just assemble one yourself

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Just assemble one yourself

Sounds like too much work, I'm lazy

 

[keepswimming]

You need to create a facsimile of this:

By buying some syringes, a clear lock box, and printing out an impressive label that says something like "End of Life Assisted Suicide Kit".
.

Amazon.com

is this an affiliate link

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

is this an affiliate link

Yeah, Bezos' Amazon is the leading supplier for suicide kits.

Yet, do you hear liberals whining about that?