How do i puke intentionally i need it fast (srs answers only)

[nsk4ll]

i want to skip classes today and i want to puke so they wont think am larping

 

[finlah]

stick your index and middle finger down the back of your throat and dont stop, i actually do this every morning to cough up any excess mucus but if you keep doing it you'll puke fast lmao

>it feels like shit tho

 

[vandd]

i want to skip classes today and i want to puke so they wont think am larping

chew food like stew or smth and drink milk or water without swallowling and just pretend to puke and spit it out

 

[nsk4ll]

stick your index and middle finger down the back of your throat and dont stop, i actually do this every morning to cough up any excess mucus but if you keep doing it you'll puke fast lmao

>it feels like shit tho

thanks

 

[Eskorbutin]

stick your index and middle finger down the back of your throat and dont stop, i actually do this every morning to cough up any excess mucus but if you keep doing it you'll puke fast lmao

>it feels like shit tho

this is the method

 

[nsk4ll]

this is the method

i tried it i just end up feelin scared and pulling out my finger, what should i do?

 

[themogger1]

just skip

 

[Eskorbutin]

i tried it i just end up feelin scared and pulling out my finger, what should i do?

Uh you put the finger there and move it a bit you'll eventually throw up, it feels weird because you are triggering the gag reflex until you puke

 

[picklejuice2469]

i tried it i just end up feelin scared and pulling out my finger, what should i do?

push through. ik some text is hard to motivate u but u just gotta discipline urself and make ur body obey the mind

 

[ascensionneeeded]

have a tablespoon of salt and stick two fingers as far down your throat as you can while imagining yourself throwing up

 

[SoundnVision]

Don't do that just go to school

 

[remusss]

if u are scared to push index and middle finger down your throat you can do it with some tissues, grab 2 tissues and put them in the back of your throat

 

[Notcel]

stick your index and middle finger down the back of your throat and dont stop, i actually do this every morning to cough up any excess mucus but if you keep doing it you'll puke fast lmao

>it feels like shit tho

have a tablespoon of salt and stick two fingers as far down your throat as you can while imagining yourself throwing up

You dont need to do all of this shit
Just
>eat
>drink water
>wait 2 minutes
>massage the back of your tongue and make sure you also touch your tonsils while doing this

Then you’ll yak

 

[Notcel]

if u are scared to push index and middle finger down your throat you can do it with some tissues, grab 2 tissues and put them in the back of your throat

Not your throat but your tonsils

 

[nsk4ll]

You dont need to do all of this shit
Just
>eat
>drink water
>wait 2 minutes
>massage the back of your tongue and make sure you also touch your tonsils while doing this

Then you’ll yak

i will try this now

 

[Aryan Incel]

Drink highly concentrated salt water

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

i tried it i just end up feelin scared and pulling out my finger, what should i do?

Low willpower

 

[finlah]

You dont need to do all of this shit
Just
>eat
>drink water
>wait 2 minutes
>massage the back of your tongue and make sure you also touch your tonsils while doing this

Then you’ll yak

does this work if i've removed my tonsils?

nvm saw ur edit ignore pls

 

[foidletslayer]

i tried it i just end up feelin scared and pulling out my finger, what should i do?

Brootal no balls pills

 

[foidhater123]

i want to skip classes today and i want to puke so they wont think am larping

put fingers in your throat

 

[foidletslayer]

Low willpower

More so high inhib

 

[remusss]

Not your throat but your tonsils

pretty sure he can see what makea him gag the most, he a smart guy for yhrowing up after christmas cause he has school, but why does he gotta throw up? cant he just stay home or something, does he send a photo of the vomit to prove no cause of larping

 

[nsk4ll]

pretty sure he can see what makea him gag the most, he a smart guy for yhrowing up after christmas cause he has school, but why does he gotta throw up? cant he just stay home or something, does he send a photo of the vomit to prove no cause of larping

no it is not my school its my grandparents that force me to go to school

 

[nsk4ll]

More so high inhib

am waiting 2 mins now, i will tell u if i vomitted

 

[Notcel]

i will try this now

Make sure it feels like your moving up and down, the back of your tongue

Not back and forth

 

[remusss]

no it is not my school its my grandparents that force me to go to school

make sure to vomit on the table and make them clean it up, that gives more credibility

 

[foidletslayer]

am waiting 2 mins now, i will tell u if i vomitted

is this scat porn

 

[Elf]

i want to skip classes today and i want to puke so they wont think am larping

vinegar on hand and shove 2 fingers down your throat

 

[nsk4ll]

vinegar on hand and shove 2 fingers down your throat

am like at the verge of puking but i cant

 

[Notcel]

am like at the verge of puking but i cant

Just massage it wtf

 

[Elf]

am like at the verge of puking but i cant

Shove the fingers even deeper bro

 

[Notcel]

Just massage it wtf

I’ve used this shit to not go to school 5 times now wtf

 

[Orka]

i want to skip classes today and i want to puke so they wont think am larping

Have like 8-10 shots of hard alcohol within 20-30 minutes, you'll start gagging by the 5th and puke by the 8th

 

[Notcel]

Shove the fingers even deeper bro

This isnt good advice wtf

 

[Elf]

This isnt good advice wtf

This is what works for me bhai

 

[nsk4ll]

I’ve used this shit to not go to school 5 times now wtf

i will try this one more time, it will work i hope

 

[nsk4ll]

@Notcel didnt work
i will try again soon

 

[subhum4n7]

@Notcel didnt work
i will try again soon

true dedication