How do i transport myself to the woods with minimal attention?

[midface crisis]

Basically there is this treeline where I live, in that treeline is a trail where I used to walk frequently before and I wanna do that again.

The problem is that it is in a suburban area with many houses close to the road where I have to walk and it’s approximately a 5 minute walk. Many people walk and drive on those streets so I’d prefer not to have anyone see me.

I don’t have a car since I sold it and the only thing I have is a E scooter. Now you’d think I could just show my face but they would probably call the plllxe and thing I’d go in there to rape people because of how I look, same thing would probably happen if I was masked so it’s a lose lose.

One thing I did think about was a helicopter drop off where I repell of the helicopter into the woods. It would draw the least attention and I would not have to show my face unless someone on the trail see me, because then I’d run into the bushes.

But my will to enjoy the forest and go out for once is urgent, and they wouldn’t allow such low flying when I called them so boycott this company.


I don’t have any hope left. If you don’t give me ideas I will stay home again