how do i voicemax (without surgery)

[zain1]

girls call me a squeakcel and a voicecel and i’m tired of it

 

[itsover666]

get baked. works everytime

 

[zain1]

get baked. works everytime

i need a permanent solution

 

[itsover666]

i need a permanent solution

idk do vocal exercises

 

[RapeAllFemales]

Only solution Is roids

 

[zain1]

idk do vocal exercises

thankyou

 

[zain1]

Only solution Is roids

fuck no

 

[BigBallsLarry]

roids

 

[zain1]

roids

which roids?

 

[Copercel]

girls call me a squeakcel and a voicecel and i’m tired of it

Cigs

 

[AuraMaxxing]

Smoke ciggs, roids, increase test and other androgenic hormones

Practice downtalking, speak slow, and just fake it lil bro till you make it

 

[Copercel]

which roids?

All of them

 

[BigBallsLarry]

which roids?

test

 

[minecraftgamer56]

girls call me a squeakcel and a voicecel and i’m tired of it

smoke cigarettes, i picked up smoking and now i sound like a fat black dude

 

[zain1]

Cigs

fuck mo

 

[Copercel]

fuck mo

Debatable

 

[zain1]

Cigs

fuck no

 

[zain1]

Debatable

bro i’m not doing that

 

[zain1]

smoke cigarettes, i picked up smoking and now i sound like a fat black dude

can i hear how you sound?

 

[zain1]

test

yeah bro

 

[zain1]

All of them

thankyou man

 

[Copercel]

thankyou man

Anytime

 

[zain1]

Anytime

 

[chaliexn]

which roids?

testosterone enanthate

 

[zain1]

testosterone enanthate

thankyou

 

[SchizoidMaxxer]

For temporary voicemax:

scream violently into a pillow until you run out of stamina, then wait and do it again. Then stretch your neck up as far as you can and yell from your chest "CHIIIINNNNNNGGGG, CHOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGG, BIIIIIINNGGGGGGG, BONNNNNGGGG, DIIIIIIINNNNGGG, DOOOONNNNGGGG" (stress the NG) in the deepest voice possible until your head feels like exploding.

relax.
yawn a few times.

Then speak.

 

[tymooz]

girls call me a squeakcel and a voicecel and i’m tired of it

scream alot or shout into ur pillow so its quiet itll give u a raspier voice

 

[redroses]

girls call me a squeakcel and a voicecel and i’m tired of it

hgh

 

[zain1]

scream alot or shout into ur pillow so its quiet itll give u a raspier voice

thankyou

 

[zain1]

hgh

fuck no

 

[zain1]

For temporary voicemax:

scream violently into a pillow until you run out of stamina, then wait and do it again. Then stretch your neck up as far as you can and yell from your chest "CHIIIINNNNNNGGGG, CHOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGG, BIIIIIINNGGGGGGG, BONNNNNGGGG, DIIIIIIINNNNGGG, DOOOONNNNGGGG" (stress the NG) in the deepest voice possible until your head feels like exploding.

relax.
yawn a few times.

Then speak.

thankyou

 

[superpsycho]

scream

 

[zain1]

testosterone enanthate

i’m good bro

 

[zain1]

scream

where????

 

[medialcanthus]

be a nigger

 

[superpsycho]

where????

anywhere

 

[160cmcurry]

girls call me a squeakcel and a voicecel and i’m tired of it

low t

 

[zain1]

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low t

shut up nigger

 

[160cmcurry]

shut up nigger

no, actually though, start injecting t. a weak soy voice is usually from your low testosterone levels. you’re supposed to thicken your vocal cords during your development years to get that ‘bass boost, resonant sound.’ you can do it a bit more even after your teen years too. getting baked can actually help too, since it relaxes your vocal cords and forces you to speak from your diaphragm. vocal exercises aren’t gonna help you, not possible if your hormones are fucked