how do people cum on their own faces

[acm]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

 

[browncurrycel]

ur pp is just small bhai

 

[Deleted member 50815]

bro i once didnt jork it for 9 days and the recoil was crazyyy, i was standing up but the toilet seat got cum trib

 

[Serial Coomer]

if you lying on bed could happen

 

[trashbinxoxo]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

It's like looking down the barrel of a loaded gun

 

[Deleted member 113294]

when you get a good hand job it can go really high.

 

[heightmaxxing]

I got it in my eye when I was 13

 

[Deleted member 135184]

Lying down on bed

 

[Deleted member 1813]

Happened to my buddy

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Happened when I titfucked a gook to completion whilst laying on my back. She let me live in her house for a few weeks. She had the best natural tits I'd ever seen on a gook and I exploded like canister rounds from a Napoleonic war cannon. Her hair and curtains got sprayed as well.

 

[acm]

ur pp is just small bhai

not like I got people to satisfy with it anyway

I got it in my eye when I was 13

I once was playing with a glowstick and it went in my eye was it like that

 

[acm]

lurking my threads huh nigga
@trench

 

[Deleted member 134523]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

dont jerk for 2weeks
jerk off really slowly
keep going for like 20min+
and drink alot of water

 

[acm]

dont jerk for 2weeks
jerk off really slowly
keep going for like 20min+
and drink alot of water

I wasn't looking to have the experience but I'll give it a shot then

 

[heightmaxxing]

not like I got people to satisfy with it anyway

I once was playing with a glowstick and it went in my eye was it like that

It went red and it was sore for a couple of hours. Idk if that was from washing it out with water tho

 

[MFMF]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

Edging builds up pressure, edge long enough and you can start sniping people from a mile away

 

[blimp]

(edp talking about tasting his own cum video age restricted goys\xt

why would you

 

[acm]

why would you

curious and my cummy might be yummy

 

[Сигма Бой]

when you get a good hand job it can go really high.

Try me.

 

[Tusseleif]

I can’t shoot cum.. I think something is very wrong with me medically

 

[Сигма Бой]

lurking my threads huh nigga
@trench

@fashioncel, @anthony111553 & mo' users lurk at myselves threads without reacting at 'em.

 

[asdvek]

I can’t shoot cum.. I think something is very wrong with me medically

weak pc muscles

 

[Сигма Бой]

I can’t shoot cum.. I think something is very wrong with me medically

Prime shota.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

@fashioncel, @anthony111553 & mo' users lurk at myselves threads without reacting at 'em.

Brutal.

 

[Сигма Бой]

Brutal.

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anthony111553

Brootal no reactionpill.
Over for reactionlesscels.

 

[copassassin696]

it depends of how big is your dick and how rough you are with your penis. if you take too much you might've damaged temporarily your dick so your load wont come out at full speed/strength

 

[acm]

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anthony111553

Brootal no reactionpill.
Over for reactionlesscels.

Anthony doesn't rep shit he thinks he has aura on an incel forum nigga

fashioncel just loves lurking my threads idk

 

[DharkDC]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

Fluid Dynamics was my specialism uni.

What i believe is going on, is the people able to cum on their faces need certain criteria met
Straight Dick
Huge cum reserves
Waterily cum texture
Edging
Urethra cross section
Without any of these, it's highly unlike you'd be able shoot.

Having a straight dick reduces headloss (Pressure)

Having huge cum reserves means that the cum flying out, doesn't need to travel from the base of the shaft to end of tip, so there's no friction loss (Pressure). Similar Principles to newton's cradle

Water Texture also feeds into the newton's cradle approach, mostly because cum is sticky and sticky things are more than likely going to absorb the internal pressure and distribute it.

Edging because when u do edge, u have precum and a more sensitive organ that can deliver high impact impulses. And the pre-cum smoothens the Urethra, creating a boundary layer that supports laminar flow

And the Urethra cross-section, i believe certain indivduals are bless with something that looks like this, causing high pressure ejectulations

 

[Mike456]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

I began edging a lot thesr few months and damn. I think my record is at least a hour(who tf times his gooning sesion).
Let me tell it can get real powerful with more time more power. If you train it enough you can control you dick reallll good

 

[alurmo]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

My own cum hit my headphones once
Ever since then I only stand n jerk it

 

[erik.’]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

U just got a small dick

 

[Noahlooksmaxx]

i get how it could happen but i would use all my power to make it not happen, my load shoots far sometimes but i aim it away from me

 

[N.N]

ur pp is just small bhai

 

[Deleted member 180145]

complete slop poop thread. retard Op wants to cum on his own retard down syndrome face.

 

[Deleted member 180145]

this little faggot down syndrome retard genetic waste is the worst poster on this forum.

 

[luuk]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

Train your pelvic floor, take zinc and don’t jerk off too much. Edge for a while before finishing

 

[luuk]

complete slop poop thread. retard Op wants to cum on his own retard down syndrome face.

Did OP cum on your face or something

 

[acm]

Did OP cum on your face or something

this guy is just obsessed with me necrobumped 4 of my threads

 

[iblamexyz]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

Same never finished on my face

You got be sped to finish on ur own face lol

 

[Deleted member 180145]

Did OP cum on your face or something

his dad came on his face and he liked it. he has severe autism and down syndrome and his mother is his sister

 

[jaidencopes]

I hear stories of how niggas jerk it so hard that their load legit shoots up and lands on their own face

how???? like how hard have u been charging ur load in or jerked it to make it propel to ur face?

jelq + edgemax for several hours this is basic knowledge