How do people with micro penises even cope

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Gooning is better with a small dick

Too much nerves ends in a smaller area
 
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I honestly feel bad for those mfs:ogre:
 
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By being really good at math
 
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probably get rich so they can get an attractive wife who fucks him for the money
 
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Swallowing the bluepill, I suppose.

Or else they just become actual cucks.
 
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Gooning is better with a small dick

Too much nerves ends in a smaller area
Thats so fucking true gooning is so mid now but when I was like 10 it felt amazing :lul::lul:
 
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Suicide or Gaymaxxing as the submissive role

But even just a small penis is a massive failo, doesn't even have to be a micro to be suifuel, well i guess it depends on each dude, but if you want to dominate a girl and you have a tiny dick it must be nightmare
 
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I've said this before but they legit get into small penis humiliation/ cucking to turn the tragedy into pleasure.


Sexwise that's the only way tbh or they use a bigger strap on to fuck their girl. brutal. Or they eat the pussy and scissor like a foid.
 
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Howe am I coping?

I'm 7.25 inchhes I do not have a micro, I'm just saying if you have a micro just embrace it ig
Shoulda worded it better. I meant those are nice ways to cope
I've said this before but they legit get into small penis humiliation/ cucking to turn the tragedy into pleasure.


Sexwise that's the only way tbh or they use a bigger strap on to fuck their girl. brutal. Or they eat the pussy and scissor like a foid.
over for moralfags
 
Gooning is better with a small dick

Too much nerves ends in a smaller area
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bro when i was 10 i was still trying to outrun cars
how are you jacking off at 10
I jerked off for the first time at 10, 2006 on my PSP
 
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why do you remember the first time youve jacked off
why not? it was to ava devine's apperance in Big Sausage Pizza
 
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thats just straight porn not even like soft stuff
jumped into the deep end bro
its not like I was watching anal or something, I was just there for the booba
 
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