How do sneak a girl over

[confirmgy]

My parents are going out to dinner tmrw night so I want to have a girl come over. Unfortunately there are obstacles.

Also never had a girl over btw except one time when I was on a 2 man but I invited some male friends so it wasn’t weird since it was in a group setting

1. My little sister is likely to be home (I may be able to nudge her to hang out with her friends but she’s decently young so she would come home fairly early and I wouldn’t have warning.

2. We have a ring doorbell. I could try turning off the WiFi when she comes in and out but my parents could still get sus

3. I won’t know when my parents get back. I could try tracking my mums find my iPhone location (dad has his turned off) but my mum isn’t on her phone very much.

4. If I get caught in any way I’m actually fucked. Got some fuckass exams soon that I have to study for and my parents think I’m the biggest virgin ever so they would be so weird and awkward if they found out (I am a virgin btw but I’ve had a decent bit of other experiences)

Can anyone help me make a plan?

 

[SanTheTrucel]

Yeah there is way too much a hassle at ur place

At hers or just take it to yours like a man

 

[Bryce]

Niggas mapping out some mission impossible shit just for a MTB to check out his room, get a text from anon, and say "sorry, I really have to go now"

 

[confirmgy]

Yeah there is way too much a hassle at ur place

At hers or just take it to yours like a man

I think her parents r very strict

 

[SanTheTrucel]

I think her parents r very strict

Yeah just take her to the forest

 

[confirmgy]

Niggas mapping out some mission impossible shit just for a MTB to check out his room, get a text from anon, and say "sorry, I really have to go now"

What does anon mean? Also this girl is acc super cute and I got some play the first time we met (at a party so it was easy)

 

[Ahmed88]

Real men fuck in the public bathroom

 

[presxzn]

Just fuck her behind a bush or somewhere private it’s so much easier then sneaking her around

 

[confirmgy]

Yeah just take her to the forest

lol hanging out in nature is genuinely a good call, it’s j hard to get play in a forest haha. Also could sound creepy imagine she thinks I take her to a sun dial surrounded by dimly lit candles to sacrifice her or smthn

 

[Finn]

"I think her parents r very strict"

are you a decent man?

 

[Jimcel]

Avoid the ring doorbell use diff entrance. let her leave early morning after ur parents are back. ive done this numerous times bro dont overthink it

but dont get too complacent that shit got me in loads of trouble ill make a thread on this actually

 

[Bryce]

What does anon mean? Also this girl is acc super cute and I got some play the first time we met (at a party so it was easy)

Means anonymous, just someone you don't know. And I thought you said you were a virgin how do you get play but be a virgin? And how old is your sister.

 

[Grievous]

Just tell ur parents u want a girl over?

or just go round hers maybe

 

[confirmgy]

Real men fuck in the public bathroom

Miring jfl

 

[Mess]

Sneak her around the back, and tell your younger sister to fuck off. Simple.

Niggas mapping out some mission impossible shit just for a MTB to check out his room, get a text from anon, and say "sorry, I really have to go now"

OP will soon be wondering why her calculator app is asking for some tit pics.

 

[confirmgy]

Means anonymous, just someone you don't know. And I thought you said you were a virgin how do you get play but be a virgin? And how old is your sister.

I’ve had head before and stuff from other girls. Sister is 15 but she’s a bot so I can’t imagine her being out past 9ish

 

[Bryce]

tell your younger sister to fuck

 

[Ahmed88]

Miring jfl

i mean i do it all the time if someone knocks persistently, hold a cig in your hand and go out so it looks like u were smoking

 

[confirmgy]

Sneak her around the back, and tell your younger sister to fuck off. Simple.


OP will soon be wondering why her calculator app is asking for some tit pics.

lol, nah she’s so innocent tbf only kissed one boy this is my best scouting performance yet. Hard to find cute inexperienced girls nowadays. Also it’s peak on my sister. Should I tell her I want to “hangout with my friend” or do u reckon she’ll respect the game

 

[Mess]

lol, nah she’s so innocent tbf only kissed one boy this is my best scouting performance yet. Hard to find cute inexperienced girls nowadays. Also it’s peak on my sister. Should I tell her I want to “hangout with my friend” or do u reckon she’ll respect the game

Uhhh I remember whenever I snuck over to a girl's house once, she just told her younger sister to fuck off (and don't tell their parents), and it worked. I doubt your sister would be out to get you, give her some money if you're truly on the fence.

 

[confirmgy]

"I think her parents r very strict"

are you a decent man?

Yes. She most likely also doesn’t want her parents knowing much esp since we’ve only been talking a couple weeks

 

[HundredManSlayer]

sexhaver ramblings

 

[Finn]

Yes. She most likely also doesn’t want her parents knowing much esp since we’ve only been talking a couple weeks

are you planing making her your gf?

 

[hairpill33]

Niggas mapping out some mission impossible shit just for a MTB to check out his room, get a text from anon, and say "sorry, I really have to go now"

get a text from me you mean

 

[confirmgy]

sexhaver ramblings

If only lol. I’m not even anticipating sex haven’t bought protection or anythin

 

[hairpill33]

try the wifi thing

 

[confirmgy]

are you planing making her your gf?

We’ll see what happens. I’m going off to university in less than a year so I assume all contracts gonna have to be terminated for that. I do genuinely like her tho and I wouldn’t cheat even if I’m only talking to someone not acc dating them

 

[HundredManSlayer]

If only lol. I’m not even anticipating sex haven’t bought protection or anythin

chad ramblings then

 

[confirmgy]

chad ramblings then

even funnier, I’m a 5’10 mtn on a good day, I just have quite a lot of halos

 

[thushebecame]

Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

 

[Finn]

We’ll see what happens. I’m going off to university in less than a year so I assume all contracts gonna have to be terminated for that. I do genuinely like her tho and I wouldn’t cheat even if I’m only talking to someone not acc dating them

i like your mindset. try keeping her (when she wants you) even in university. why? i think a long lasting relationship is very worth it. dont be so needy for sex. when her parents notice you are decent they wont be so strict i guess

 

[confirmgy]

i like your mindset. try keeping her (when she wants you) even in university. why? i think a long lasting relationship is very worth it. dont be so needy for sex. when her parents notice you are decent they wont be so strict i guess

Yes true, she’s acc 1 year below me in school tho so she will be in final year when im in uni which im not a fan of. Could be a bit weird

 

[Ahmed88]

only kissed one boy

Do NOT trust her bro, mine said the same thing

 

[Finn]

Yes true, she’s acc 1 year below me in school tho so she will be in final year when im in uni which im not a fan of. Could be a bit weird

no its fine. i dont know how old you are but when it isnt more than 3 years apart when shes not 18 its ok i guess

 

[confirmgy]

Do NOT trust her bro, mine said the same thing

Nah Ive been friends with her friend who set us up for ages before meeting the girl and I trust it

 

[Iblamelife08]

My parents are going out to dinner tmrw night so I want to have a girl come over. Unfortunately there are obstacles.

Also never had a girl over btw except one time when I was on a 2 man but I invited some male friends so it wasn’t weird since it was in a group setting

1. My little sister is likely to be home (I may be able to nudge her to hang out with her friends but she’s decently young so she would come home fairly early and I wouldn’t have warning.

2. We have a ring doorbell. I could try turning off the WiFi when she comes in and out but my parents could still get sus

3. I won’t know when my parents get back. I could try tracking my mums find my iPhone location (dad has his turned off) but my mum isn’t on her phone very much.

4. If I get caught in any way I’m actually fucked. Got some fuckass exams soon that I have to study for and my parents think I’m the biggest virgin ever so they would be so weird and awkward if they found out (I am a virgin btw but I’ve had a decent bit of other experiences)

Can anyone help me make a plan?

Dumbass nigga making a story while he could be calling her rn and fucking her

 

[confirmgy]

no its fine. i dont know how old you are but when it isnt more than 3 years apart when shes not 18 its ok i guess

MORE THAN 3? So ur saying 18 and 15 would be calm? Tbh im not tryna be performative and say 18 and 15 is pedo but there’s too much of a status gamble. If anyone finds out I’d get flamed and ppl would think I could only pull young girls. She’s only 5-6 months younger

 

[Finn]

MORE THAN 3? So ur saying 18 and 15 would be calm? Tbh im not tryna be performative and say 18 and 15 is pedo but there’s too much of a status gamble. If anyone finds out I’d get flamed and ppl would think I could only pull young girls. She’s only 5-6 months younger

yeah 15 is lil too much but obv not pedo shit you know. im just saying. 17 19 is ok 16 18 is ok. atleast in my world