How do some react to the NPC (Non-Player Character) conspiracy

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“If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.” ― Nikola Tesla



While smoking bundles of crack, Mr. Asshole decides to challenge the NPC conspiracy. So he guns down people. In his drug-induced state, "They're not real." Ugh.

I don't mind dabbling with conspiracies. It alleviates my muse. I entertain such absurdity because I comprehend the purpose of this world ... to a point. Why the hunger? Why so much death?

I understand if not for death, this world would've been over thousands of years ago. I glimpse life like the old arcade rooms. There were a dozen or so machines to play. So you would need to wait your turn. But some guys, pockets full of quarters, would hog their machine. Boomers, uh? Or perhaps greedy wealthy fucks. "My money! My land! Mine-mine-mine! I wanna live forever so I can take more!"

So we must die for new souls to get their turn. And if there were no death, we would tear one another apart. So there must be an ending.

Mr. Asshole decided to end the life of four individuals. Not that he acknowledged what I believe. He saw them as Non-Player Characters. Not real people. Fakes. Robots. Ugh. Fucking robots.

We're all biological machines — our bodies. The drivers would be our souls. However, some have tour buses of passengers. But deciding to end another's time on Earth, well, that's arrogant. And stupidity.

Natural drugs are designed for the survival of the individual plant or tree that produces them. Cocaine, coco plant. Opiates, poppy plant. When the prey eats from it, they'll become intoxicated and delusional. The plant/tree's expecting another animal will take advantage and eat that prey, thus providing nutrients for its roots or a corpse for offspring nourishment — some vegetation rather your feces, thus manure. So get the game addicted to your product; it's shit utopia. "Yummy-yummy-yummy," says the tree eating the shit.

Drugs were not designed for our indulgence. Yet here we are. And there Mr. Asshole goes ... high on crack, gunning people down.
 
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“If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.” ― Nikola Tesla



While smoking bundles of crack, Mr. Asshole decides to challenge the NPC conspiracy. So he guns down people. In his drug-induced state, "They're not real." Ugh.

I don't mind dabbling with conspiracies. It alleviates my muse. I entertain such absurdity because I comprehend the purpose of this world ... to a point. Why the hunger? Why so much death?

I understand if not for death, this world would've been over thousands of years ago. I glimpse life like the old arcade rooms. There were a dozen or so machines to play. So you would need to wait your turn. But some guys, pockets full of quarters, would hog their machine. Boomers, uh? Or perhaps greedy wealthy fucks. "My money! My land! Mine-mine-mine! I wanna live forever so I can take more!"

So we must die for new souls to get their turn. And if there were no death, we would tear one another apart. So there must be an ending.

Mr. Asshole decided to end the life of four individuals. Not that he acknowledged what I believe. He saw them as Non-Player Characters. Not real people. Fakes. Robots. Ugh. Fucking robots.

We're all biological machines — our bodies. The drivers would be our souls. However, some have tour buses of passengers. But deciding to end another's time on Earth, well, that's arrogant. And stupidity.

Natural drugs are designed for the survival of the individual plant or tree that produces them. Cocaine, coco plant. Opiates, poppy plant. When the prey eats from it, they'll become intoxicated and delusional. The plant/tree's expecting another animal will take advantage and eat that prey, thus providing nutrients for its roots or a corpse for offspring nourishment — some vegetation rather your feces, thus manure. So get the game addicted to your product; it's shit utopia. "Yummy-yummy-yummy," says the tree eating the shit.

Drugs were not designed for our indulgence. Yet here we are. And there Mr. Asshole goes ... high on crack, gunning people down.
theres hedges that catch ethnics
 
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Exactly the type of thread an NPC would post
 
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Exactly the type of thread an NPC would post
I questioned my morality when I entered this world, "Ugh. Why this fucking world again?" The nurse then dropped me. Ever since that day, I will never be the same. I took a hard hit to the head.

Growing up hunting snakes and other beasts while lurking in the dark wilderness, I was never alone. There were others I couldn't see. Instead, I would hear their voices. "Is this kid retarded or something? That's an alligator, and he's pulling the tail like it's a puppy."

An AI bot couldn't compute such a tale.
 
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Indeed, nature does have natural booby traps.
oh
ohhh
oooooh how I wish mother nature would capture my fragile essence between her busty boobies! :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
yes, i would be smothered by them OOOOOHHHHHHH:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: I FEEL SOMETHING COMING ITS, AAAH ITS AAAAAAA


THE TALE OF THE CIRCLE JERK
@BigJimsWornOutTires was close to cumming, oh he would win this one!
BLING!
@Tallooksmaxxer unmuted himself first.
"DONE!" he exclaimed proudly and soon thereafter flooded the chat with pictures of the big mess he'd made.
BLING BLING BLING

everyone unmuted themselves now, posting pictures of their cum sullied bellies.
"Ahhh you always win! Are you cheating?" That was @Mogpogs. He had a massive stinky willie but he was not the quickest when it came to these things.
@BigJimsWornOutTires sighed and looked down on his shrinking wiener. He did not even finish. Disapointed he turned off his laptop and went to bed.

He could not sleep, and so he listlessly scrolled through his collection of amputee porn. Bitch without arms. Bitch without legs. Bitch without ass.
He licked the screen as if he could taste it. That nasty amputee ass, they couldnt be clean down there, he imagined, oh fuck that was hot. He got a boner. Shit. He need to save himself for the next Circle Jerk!

BRRRT - a text message! It was @8PSLcel
"hey bro" he wrote "you didnt finish either, did you?"

They talked for a while. @8PSLcel was a great coomer but the circle jerk required much training. You had to have an iron grip and slutty imagination like a horny curry to make it to the top 3.

"You know what, next time I send you a picture of my asshole so you can finish first!" Said @8PSLcel finally.
What a great idea!


THE DAY OF THE RACE
3,2,1 - JERK IT

everyone muted himself.
@BigJimsWornOutTires laid back and tried to get himself to the edge as much as possible.
Where was that picture @8PSLcel had promised?! Damn it, TIME WAS RUNNING OUT!
blingggggg
He grabbed his phone as fast as he could.
His fingers shook as he unlocked it and-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WAS A HAIRY MAN FOOT WITH FOOT FUNGUS AND

he threw up.
His dick collapsed into nothingness, he felt like he had lost it all (between his legs)

bling
"first!" - fuck that was @8PSLcel 's voice.
he wiped his mouth, vomit dripped from the table edge on the floor, his feet were sloshing in it
"TRAITOR" he yelled "BETRAYAL"

@8PSLcel snickered. "all is fair in love and war hihihihi"

@Tallooksmaxxer wanted blood but in his impotent rage he could only think of one thing to punish:
His own dick.

He grabbed a pencil from his table and relentless rammed it into his own dick hole
YOU. STUPID. FUCK. WHY. CANT. YOU
he came.

it took him by surprise.
Between the ramming and the cooming, only seconds had passed.
Had he come across something amazing, something,... magical?

The others were unmuting themselves now and the usual post-race chatter erupted, but he didnt hear the half of it.
Maybe the vomit also played a part?
He licked up some of it.
Hmm yes, it did make him horny as fuck.
He said good night to everyone and went to bed.
He would win, there was always a next time.


 
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oh
ohhh
oooooh how I wish mother nature would capture my fragile essence between her busty boobies! :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
yes, i would be smothered by them OOOOOHHHHHHH:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: I FEEL SOMETHING COMING ITS, AAAH ITS AAAAAAA


THE TALE OF THE CIRCLE JERK
@BigJimsWornOutTires was close to cumming, oh he would win this one!
BLING!
@Tallooksmaxxer unmuted himself first.
"DONE!" he exclaimed proudly and soon thereafter flooded the chat with pictures of the big mess he'd made.
BLING BLING BLING

everyone unmuted themselves now, posting pictures of their cum sullied bellies.
"Ahhh you always win! Are you cheating?" That was @Mogpogs. He had a massive stinky willie but he was not the quickest when it came to these things.
@BigJimsWornOutTires sighed and looked down on his shrinking wiener. He did not even finish. Disapointed he turned off his laptop and went to bed.

He could not sleep, and so he listlessly scrolled through his collection of amputee porn. Bitch without arms. Bitch without legs. Bitch without ass.
He licked the screen as if he could taste it. That nasty amputee ass, they couldnt be clean down there, he imagined, oh fuck that was hot. He got a boner. Shit. He need to save himself for the next Circle Jerk!

BRRRT - a text message! It was @8PSLcel
"hey bro" he wrote "you didnt finish either, did you?"

They talked for a while. @8PSLcel was a great coomer but the circle jerk required much training. You had to have an iron grip and slutty imagination like a horny curry to make it to the top 3.

"You know what, next time I send you a picture of my asshole so you can finish first!" Said @8PSLcel finally.
What a great idea!


THE DAY OF THE RACE
3,2,1 - JERK IT

everyone muted himself.
@BigJimsWornOutTires laid back and tried to get himself to the edge as much as possible.
Where was that picture @8PSLcel had promised?! Damn it, TIME WAS RUNNING OUT!
blingggggg
He grabbed his phone as fast as he could.
His fingers shook as he unlocked it and-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WAS A HAIRY MAN FOOT WITH FOOT FUNGUS AND

he threw up.
His dick collapsed into nothingness, he felt like he had lost it all (between his legs)

bling
"first!" - fuck that was @8PSLcel 's voice.
he wiped his mouth, vomit dripped from the table edge on the floor, his feet were sloshing in it
"TRAITOR" he yelled "BETRAYAL"

@8PSLcel snickered. "all is fair in love and war hihihihi"

@Tallooksmaxxer wanted blood but in his impotent rage he could only think of one thing to punish:
His own dick.

He grabbed a pencil from his table and relentless rammed it into his own dick hole
YOU. STUPID. FUCK. WHY. CANT. YOU
he came.

it took him by surprise.
Between the ramming and the cooming, only seconds had passed.
Had he come across something amazing, something,... magical?

The others were unmuting themselves now and the usual post-race chatter erupted, but he didnt hear the half of it.
Maybe the vomit also played a part?
He licked up some of it.
Hmm yes, it did make him horny as fuck.
He said good night to everyone and went to bed.
He would win, there was always a next time.



Amputee porn? Why did you inject that into my "to-go" place after shooting Fireballs and sipping saki? Damn you! I must erase that from my thoughts!

QUICKLY!

Lets Go GIF by Doctor Who
 
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Amputee porn? Why did you inject that into my "to-go" place after shooting Fireballs and sipping saki? Damn you! I must erase that from my thoughts!

QUICKLY!

Lets Go GIF by Doctor Who
ugh @ doctor who(re)
literally who?
 
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ugh @ doctor who(re)
literally who?
That time lord was the first transgender on Earth. Fictionally. He's a shapeshifter. So he can take the form of male or female. Thus, transgenders. So I see today's trannies, shapeshifter groupies. But the majority of them are not what they appear to be. They're liars. Manipulators. Some, perhaps, genuinely feel like the other gender. I get that. But there are many foes among them.

At one time, we called them cross-dressers.
 
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Another banger thread.
 
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Another banger thread.
He live-streamed that on Facebook. It seems Facebook encourages many acts of violence. Why is that network still in business? When will we hold those people accountable? And why is our government frightened of those social media cesspools? Perhaps, those networks have more power over the government than politicians confess.
 
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oh
ohhh
oooooh how I wish mother nature would capture my fragile essence between her busty boobies! :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
yes, i would be smothered by them OOOOOHHHHHHH:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: I FEEL SOMETHING COMING ITS, AAAH ITS AAAAAAA


THE TALE OF THE CIRCLE JERK
@BigJimsWornOutTires was close to cumming, oh he would win this one!
BLING!
@Tallooksmaxxer unmuted himself first.
"DONE!" he exclaimed proudly and soon thereafter flooded the chat with pictures of the big mess he'd made.
BLING BLING BLING

everyone unmuted themselves now, posting pictures of their cum sullied bellies.
"Ahhh you always win! Are you cheating?" That was @Mogpogs. He had a massive stinky willie but he was not the quickest when it came to these things.
@BigJimsWornOutTires sighed and looked down on his shrinking wiener. He did not even finish. Disapointed he turned off his laptop and went to bed.

He could not sleep, and so he listlessly scrolled through his collection of amputee porn. Bitch without arms. Bitch without legs. Bitch without ass.
He licked the screen as if he could taste it. That nasty amputee ass, they couldnt be clean down there, he imagined, oh fuck that was hot. He got a boner. Shit. He need to save himself for the next Circle Jerk!

BRRRT - a text message! It was @8PSLcel
"hey bro" he wrote "you didnt finish either, did you?"

They talked for a while. @8PSLcel was a great coomer but the circle jerk required much training. You had to have an iron grip and slutty imagination like a horny curry to make it to the top 3.

"You know what, next time I send you a picture of my asshole so you can finish first!" Said @8PSLcel finally.
What a great idea!


THE DAY OF THE RACE
3,2,1 - JERK IT

everyone muted himself.
@BigJimsWornOutTires laid back and tried to get himself to the edge as much as possible.
Where was that picture @8PSLcel had promised?! Damn it, TIME WAS RUNNING OUT!
blingggggg
He grabbed his phone as fast as he could.
His fingers shook as he unlocked it and-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WAS A HAIRY MAN FOOT WITH FOOT FUNGUS AND

he threw up.
His dick collapsed into nothingness, he felt like he had lost it all (between his legs)

bling
"first!" - fuck that was @8PSLcel 's voice.
he wiped his mouth, vomit dripped from the table edge on the floor, his feet were sloshing in it
"TRAITOR" he yelled "BETRAYAL"

@8PSLcel snickered. "all is fair in love and war hihihihi"

@Tallooksmaxxer wanted blood but in his impotent rage he could only think of one thing to punish:
His own dick.

He grabbed a pencil from his table and relentless rammed it into his own dick hole
YOU. STUPID. FUCK. WHY. CANT. YOU
he came.

it took him by surprise.
Between the ramming and the cooming, only seconds had passed.
Had he come across something amazing, something,... magical?

The others were unmuting themselves now and the usual post-race chatter erupted, but he didnt hear the half of it.
Maybe the vomit also played a part?
He licked up some of it.
Hmm yes, it did make him horny as fuck.
He said good night to everyone and went to bed.
He would win, there was always a next time.



Aye yo! wtf?
 
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