How do u make a deal with God?

[RAITEIII]

Can I promise not to do cooming for 2 weeks for one wish of mine to be conceded?

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Muh

 

[Deleted member 7125]

He only accepts crypto currency

 

[Deleted member 10652]

And why would god care if you don't coom?

 

[MentalistKebab]

2 weeks ?

Bro I have a 6 month record and nothing happened. Nofap is cope, and God aint real

 

[Deleted member 4430]

 

[Deleted member 11748]

2 weeks ?

Bro I have a 6 month record and nothing happened. Nofap is cope, and God aint real

ded srs?

 

[Deleted member 3997]

You don't

 

[john2]

The devil will listen.

 

[quakociaptockh]

You already did, with baptism.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

give him sucky

 

[MusicMaxxingMidget]

Be of gray character and he will grant you the path to your desires

 

[Chadeep]

Cut your dick off

 

[Lasko123]

2 weeks ?

Bro I have a 6 month record and nothing happened. Nofap is cope, and God aint real

Do you believe christ is real and rose from the dead on the third day

 

[RAITEIII]

1 day no cooming i cant see anything yet

 

[Gonthar]

Can I promise not to do cooming for 2 weeks for one wish of mine to be conceded?

No, I discovered this when I was a kid, I prayed to God to spare me from pain when I went to the dentist, promising that I would give all my money to the poor and the church, but I still went through horrible pain due to an inept dentist.
And this is how I lost my faith in God...

 

[RAITEIII]

No, I discovered this when I was a kid, I prayed to God to spare me from pain when I went to the dentist, promising that I would give all my money to the poor and the church, but I still went through horrible pain due to an inept dentist.
And this is how I lost my faith in God...

How can it be done then

 

[Lasko123]

Can I promise not to do cooming for 2 weeks for one wish of mine to be conceded?

When you make a promise to God, don’t delay in following through, for God takes no pleasure in fools. Keep all the promises you make to him. It is better to say nothing than to make a promise and not keep it

 

[Deleted member 4612]

what do you want from god? you want him to get you laid because you went on no fap? that's not the kind of rewards god gives

 

[RAITEIII]

what do you want from god? you want him to get you laid because you went on no fap? that's not the kind of rewards god gives

Of course not. I want enlightment.

 

[Deleted member 11604]

you will get more luck wih our lord Delon

 

[RAITEIII]

what do you want from god? you want him to get you laid because you went on no fap? that's not the kind of rewards god gives

Anf anyway failed cooming already vuelve i didnt really make that promise gotta try again

 

[RAITEIII]

Yh enlightment.... thats what i want... as I know i cant ask wake up as 8 psl jfl.

 

[Gargantuan]

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

Depending on what you want I would suggest making a prayer to andras

Andras has under his command thirty legions of demons whose only directive is to hunt and kill men. He is seconded by his henchman Flauros. He is the 63rd of the 72 spirits of Solomon.

This is his seal

 

[RAITEIII]

Ask and you shall receive.

Many dont receive gargancel. Why should I be different? Thats why I ask for enlightment, I guess its reasonable? Idk maybe we gotta go to pms

 

[RAITEIII]

Lol