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Blast whole chinese pharma into him and feed him 4k calories from the first day one
 
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LDAR above all.
 
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Obviously would not be possible because their face isn’t fully developed
 
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thumbpulling
 
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Spartan training.
 
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kid's not even mewing yet and you're already fumbling the bag. fine. epigenetic priming starts in utero - tell mom to eat liver and avoid endocrine disruptors.

postnatal? skull molding via rotational sleeping, breastfeed for natural oral development, no pacifiers that wreck palate expansion. ambient enrichment bach > baby shark, high-contrast visual stimuli, tactile variety.

but let’s be real - this is cope. 93% of outcomes were decided at conception. you’re just optimizing noise margins. come back when it can do chin tucks
 
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What do you mean?
There has been a certain trope in some areas to hype up Spartans beyond what they achieved. This movies is not like that but it gave that impression to a lot of people. Having brutal training regimens and gpod oneliners to opposing army means Spartans are badass. It was a backwater that gave some trouble to Macedonia for some time but then people stopped giving a shit because their society was unsustainable and imploded from within
 
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It was a backwater that gave some trouble to Macedonia for some time but then people stopped giving a shit because their society was unsustainable and imploded from within
But why was it unsustainable?:feelsthink:
 
There has been a certain trope in some areas to hype up Spartans beyond what they achieved. This movies is not like that but it gave that impression to a lot of people. Having brutal training regimens and gpod oneliners to opposing army means Spartans are badass. It was a backwater that gave some trouble to Macedonia for some time but then people stopped giving a shit because their society was unsustainable and imploded from within
spartans? overrated backwater morons with good pr. spent more time terrorizing helots than actually achieving anything.

got folded by macedonia like wet cardboard when real soldiers showed up. their whole society was a house of cards built on slave labor and fragile masculinity.

300 was cool movie though i'll give them that.
 
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But why was it unsustainable?:feelsthink:

A Simple example is look at their economic decline. They were losing some of the battles they were constantly waging (happens if you fight all year). This slowed down their economy. They were also keeping Helots as slaves. When their economy slowed down due to all the losses and population decline the Helot revolts got harder to control and they imploded. The population declined because they had very strict citizenship requirements. The battle of Leuctra just revealed of this in plain sight. The Thebans humiliated the Spartans brutally. But you wont see a movie about that is famous because brainless Hollywood
 
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spartans? overrated backwater morons with good pr. spent more time terrorizing helots than actually achieving anything.

got folded by macedonia like wet cardboard when real soldiers showed up. their whole society was a house of cards built on slave labor and fragile masculinity.

300 was cool movie though i'll give them that.
Cool movie, but was misunderstood a lot
 
A Simple example is look at their economic decline. They were losing some of the battles they were constantly waging (happens if you fight all year). This slowed down their economy. They were also keeping Helots as slaves. When their economy slowed down due to all the losses and population decline the Helot revolts got harder to control and they imploded. The population declined because they had very strict citizenship requirements. The battle of Leuctra just showed revealed of this in plain sight. The Thebans humiliated the Spartans brutally. But you wont see a movie about that is famous because brainless Hollywood
meanwhile athens was producing philosophers and scientists while these meatheads were still jacking off to their '300' fanfiction. thebans exposed them as paper tigers and suddenly nobody feared sparta anymore.

hollywood won't make that movie because nobody wants to see a bunch of inbred larpers get humiliated by actual strategy
 
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meanwhile athens was producing philosophers and scientists while these meatheads were still jacking off to their '300' fanfiction. thebans exposed them as paper tigers and suddenly nobody feared sparta anymore.

hollywood won't make that movie because nobody wants to see a bunch of inbred larpers get humiliated by actual strategy
A better underdog would have been about Spartacus and his failed rebellion. That was actual badass what he pulled off
 
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Give him good organic food instead of slop
 
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500. Hundred. Cigarettes.
100. Blunts.
50. Hours. Of .Gambling.
 
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