How do you flirt unironically

[Futura]

Title

 

[hanji]

Poop on their face

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

not something you can be told, you just have to be NT and pick up on cues.

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Hey with rizz

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Tease them good-naturedly, do not force jokes (i.e. jester), be relaxed.

 

[New Poster]

bro is flirting ironically

 

[fuxkdakikez]

oh baby i want to fuck you in the ass so bad right now baby you make me so horny baby

 

[autistic_tendencies]

make them sign a consent form

 

[Raja Porus]

Show your penis

 

[RealNinja]

A lot of it is just nonverbal body language rather than what you’re saying. Talk about whatever random bullshit you want but do it with a smile/smirk and hold strong eye contact. If a woman is interested she will usually return the smile and eye contact. If you’re getting positive signs then use touch/physical proximity: leaning in close to show her something on your phone, etcetera.

Verbal flirting is like playful teasing. “Oh yeah? I don’t believe you” type of shit. Giving compliments, etc. But the nonverbals are more important.

 

[STAMPEDE]

If you have to try it’s over, It comes naturally. Charisma, NTness, flirting or social skills just come naturally from low inhib levels, an autist will never be able to be NT no matter how much communication techniques he tries