how do you get a girlfriend?

[cuckedsiem]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores. everytime i try to talk to someone who doesnt have a bodycount over 2 it just goes shit. pls help bro

 

[Scars]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores.

 

[cuckedsiem]

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holy shit what a worthless reply. kys.

 

[zumechi]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores. everytime i try to talk to someone who doesnt have a bodycount over 2 it just goes shit. pls help bro

By the way your talking mabey just develop a connection with someone instead

 

[Part-Time Chad]

You don't get a girlfriend. She gets you.

 

[Aconite]

You don't get a girlfriend. She gets you.

nigga what

 

[MrCrig]

Ascend

 

[cuckedsiem]

By the way your talking mabey just develop a connection with someone instead

i dont know it just doesnt happen when its someone "normal" ish. it always gets like awkward for some reason. even if we have common intrests and stuff like that. i really am trying its just that i dont know what to do

 

[zumechi]

i dont know it just doesnt happen when its someone "normal" ish. it always gets like awkward for some reason. even if we have common intrests and stuff like that. i really am trying its just that i dont know what to do

Tbh i dont blame you. Your probably judt not meeting the right people, if you actualy like someone they should feel the same way if not no point in forcing it i guess. This goes the same way for friends as well lmao

 

[cuckedsiem]

You don't get a girlfriend. She gets you.

it dont work bro no one even bats an eye towards me

 

[SoundnVision]

Be a coke can cock jock

 

[cuckedsiem]

Tbh i dont blame you. Your probably judt not meeting the right people, if you actualy like someone they should feel the same way if not no point in forcing it i guess. This goes the same way for friends as well lmao

thank you bro i needed to read that. ive been feeding this girl with attention to try to get her to like me but nothings been working. i think im just going to chill for awhile and just live life honestly. im really trynna force this relationship

 

[zumechi]

thank you bro i needed to read that. ive been feeding this girl with attention to try to get her to like me but nothings been working. i think im just going to chill for awhile and just live life honestly. im really trynna force this relationship

No worries. Thats the best thing you could do to be honest otherwise your gunna just waste your time. Good luck bro

 

[cuckedsiem]

No worries. Thats the best thing you could do to be honest otherwise your gunna just waste your time. Good luck bro

thank you bro

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores. everytime i try to talk to someone who doesnt have a bodycount over 2 it just goes shit. pls help bro

how much is your mama's bodycount? asking for a friend

 

[cuckedsiem]

how much is your mama's bodycount? asking for a friend

i dunno dude prob alot. why?

 

[cuckedsiem]

how much is your mama's bodycount? asking for a friend

how is this going to help me get a normal gf?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i dunno dude prob alot. why?

ever saw her red slug before?

how is this going to help me get a normal gf?

it wont, why do you ask?

 

[cuckedsiem]

 

[cuckedsiem]

ever saw her red slug before?


it wont, why do you ask?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

If they're not calling, you haven't put yourself out there. See yourself as a product and the salesman. Sell it, nigga. And I don't mean escorting like some junkie faggot nicker. I mean, sell it! The girls are the interested buyers.

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores. everytime i try to talk to someone who doesnt have a bodycount over 2 it just goes shit. pls help bro

get your best friend or any friend to dress as a girl then fuck em, you could do that to your pet but that’s kinda illegal and extremely weird

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

get your best friend or any friend to dress as a girl then fuck em, you could do that to your pet but that’s kinda illegal and extremely weird

white girls let their dogs fuck them if chads reject them anyway

 

[cuckedsiem]

If they're not calling, you haven't put yourself out there. See yourself as a product and the salesman. Sell it, nigga. And I don't mean escorting like some junkie faggot nicker. I mean, sell it! The girls are the interested buyers.

thank you good sir. ii will sell it

 

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores. everytime i try to talk to someone who doesnt have a bodycount over 2 it just goes shit. pls help bro

STEP 1: dont be ND.

 

[truecel_KHHV]

i really dont get it at all. how do you get to experience teenage "love", im 17 and ive only managed to fuck absolute whores. everytime i try to talk to someone who doesnt have a bodycount over 2 it just goes shit. pls help bro

Step 1: don’t be ND step 2: be Chad step 3: don’t be desperate

 

[neilas2009]

Step 1: don’t be ND step 2: be Chad step 3: don’t be desperate

Sounds Pretty easy ngl

 

[truecel_KHHV]

Sounds Pretty easy ngl

Let me rephrase it, step 1: don’t be autistic which is pretty unavoidable step 2: have incredible genes and blast drugs step 3: yeah just don’t be desperate

 

[cuckedsiem]