how do you guys enjoy cooming so much lmao?

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I literally coomed for the first time in weeks because I had nothing to do and it takes so much work to do it, first you gotta nut which isn't even fun and then you have to clean up the nut

what a waste of time jfl, not even fun
 
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I love cooming it's the only thing that makes me happy
 
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It's better to just wank and not coom though
 
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semen retention
 
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If I don’t cum I’ll end up raping
 
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low T=i am a pathetic coomer who makes excuses for being a porn addict
Not my fault you don’t get boners every 2 hours get your t levels checked
 
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"low T"="i am a pathetic coomer who makes excuses for being a porn addict"
You can coom without porn, it’s better tbh because you can use your imagination to fulfill fucked up fantasies that you will never find in porn
 
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You can coom without porn, it’s better tbh because you can use your imagination to fulfill fucked up fantasies that you will never find in porn
yes, i literally opened up porn today and was disgusted. I haven't watched porn in forever and forgot how fucked up it was
 
it feels sooooooooo good
 
it feels sooooooooo good
it did when i was like 14, now it just feels like torture and unironically miserable as hell
 
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it did when i was like 14, now it just feels like torture and unironically miserable as hell
tbh men over 16 are supposed to be cooming inside women and making babies and stuff, so naturally fapping is against nature and not meant to feel good for long.

Coomers do it because of addiction to porn and not knowing better at that poin probs.
 
tbh men over 16 are supposed to be cooming inside women and making babies and stuff, so naturally fapping is against nature and not meant to feel good for long.

Coomers do it because of addiction to porn and not knowing better at that poin probs.
Yeah I could definitely see that. It was around the age of 16 where it got really annoying to coom
 
i can coom 6 times a day with good volume and density at 34
lol at zoomers's test levels :feelskek:
 
i can coom 6 times a day with good volume and density at 34
lol at zoomers's test levels :feelskek:
Why the fuck do you faggots enjoy cooming so much that you act like its a good thing?

cooming 6 times a day is just pathetic, man up and do something with your life

oh wait you're 34, your life has already passed :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
I literally coomed for the first time in weeks because I had nothing to do and it takes so much work to do it, first you gotta nut which isn't even fun and then you have to clean up the nut

what a waste of time jfl, not even fun
I agree especially if you haven't nut in a while
 
Just nut into paper jfl, and nutting is only fun with porn
 
Why the fuck do you faggots enjoy cooming so much that you act like its a good thing?

cooming 6 times a day is just pathetic, man up and do something with your life

oh wait you're 34, your life has already passed :lul::lul::lul::lul:
yeah man im too old and wrinkly now its over
thx for advice 15 yr old brah , hurry up and looks maxx before 18 cause as we know stacies wont want you after 20
and life ends at 25 ...or something like that
isnt that the average belief on this forum?
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yeah man im too old and wrinkly now its over
thx for advice 15 yr old brah , hurry up and looks maxx before 18 cause as we know stacies wont want you after 20
and life ends at 25 ...or something like that
isnt that the average belief on this forum?
:feelskek:
Nigga obviously something is wrong with you if you’re on this forum at the age of 30. Most ppl your age have a steady relationship, but youre literally talking about how you jack it 6 times a day :lul:
 
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relationship
Captain America Lol GIF by mtv

enjoy serving a whore that has been creampied by 100s of Chads in college/ early 20s already
lol at your :bluepill: coping
good luck getting cucked dude
 
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every once in a while i have a good nut but when i coom on a regular basis it feels really bland tbh
 
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I can’t get my dick hard anymore tbh
 
Captain America Lol GIF by mtv

enjoy serving a whore that has been creampied by 100s of Chads in college/ early 20s already
lol at your :bluepill: coping
good luck getting cucked dude
When no one wants to date you so you pretend to be a MGTOW

More like men sent their own way lmfao
 
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When no one wants to date you so you pretend to be a MGTOW

More like men sent their own way lmfao
not all men are desperate enough to be in a relationship tho? some genuinely don't find any satisfaction in that life regardless of looks
 
not all men are desperate enough to be in a relationship tho? some genuinely don't find any satisfaction in that life regardless of looks
You’re literally on a forum dedicated to finding women to fuck, and you’re coping with “not everyone wants a relationship bullshit”

go back to Reddit if you’re really that cucked

inb4 “muh never LTR a woman muh muh have girls on rotation bro :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:“ as if that will bring you any happiness nigggggaaaaa :lul::lul::lul::lul::ROFLMAO:
 
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You’re literally on a forum dedicated to finding women to fuck, and you’re coping with “not everyone wants a relationship bullshit”

go back to Reddit if you’re really that cucked

inb4 “muh never LTR a woman muh muh have girls on rotation bro :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:“ as if that will bring you any happiness nigggggaaaaa :lul::lul::lul::lul::ROFLMAO:
over if that's the reason ur on here cuz muh women:hnghn: nah bro some of us are actually here for entertainment purposes but u do u ig if women's company genuinely makes u happy, not everyone's built for the single life:Comfy:
 
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that's how you fry your dopamine receptors, it doesn't do you any good
Honestly yours sound fried af, based on your post. You can fry them from all pleasure seeking behaviour.
 
over if that's the reason ur on here cuz muh women:hnghn: nah bro some of us are actually here for entertainment purposes but u do u ig if women's company genuinely makes u happy, not everyone's built for the single life:Comfy:
Dnrd, too tired 🥱
 

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