How do you guys respond when your friends ask you for relationship advice ?

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I can’t say to them it’s over for you bro you’re a 5’6 balding Indian brah. I have to pretend that the blue pill or even red pill shit is going to work for them.

Obviously, trying to BP normies IRL is a terrible idea , so I can never actually give them good advice.

Anyone else deal with this problem ?
 
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Nigga im 18 and never even had a talking stage, I cannot say shit about relationships honestly, but coaches don't play so :ogre:
 
I can’t say to them it’s over for you bro you’re a 5’6 balding Indian brah. I have to pretend that the blue pill or even red pill shit is going to work for them.

Obviously, trying to BP normies IRL is a terrible idea , so I can never actually give them good advice.

Anyone else deal with this problem ?
swear to god ive never been in a relationship so like im not an expert at shi but for both of my boys ive KNOWN when smthns up w their girls and i told them and they got mad at me just to realise a few weeks later i was right 😭
 
Send them the WheatWaffles link
 
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Nigga im 18 and never even had a talking stage, I cannot say shit about relationships honestly, but coaches don't play so :ogre:
Nah I have no experience with either , but they still ask my opinion and shit.
swear to god ive never been in a relationship so like im not an expert at shi but for both of my boys ive KNOWN when smthns up w their girls and i told them and they got mad at me just to realise a few weeks later i was right 😭
Yeah amazing , every normie has a plan till the BP hits them in the face.
Send them the WheatWaffles link
Honestly at this point if they haven’t taken the BP , they either never had to deal with the dating market or are double digit IQ.
 
Tell him to improve on him self or shit unless he is sub 50iq and thinks jestering around or having personality will give him much
 
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I can’t say to them it’s over for you bro you’re a 5’6 balding Indian brah. I have to pretend that the blue pill or even red pill shit is going to work for them.

Obviously, trying to BP normies IRL is a terrible idea , so I can never actually give them good advice.

Anyone else deal with this problem ?
W advice
 
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Tell him to improve on him self or shit unless he is sub 50iq and thinks jestering around or having personality will give him much
Yeah but the normie just improooove advice isn’t going to work. Not sure he’d be happy if I tell him he needs to hop on test , reta , get laser eye and a hair transplant , probably limb letting too lol. That’s the shit that actually would work , not just make more money and go to the gym.
Unfortunately I don’t think he’d wannna be friends anymore if I tell him that 😂
 
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Yeah but the normie just improooove advice isn’t going to work. Not sure he’d be happy if I tell him he needs to hop on test , reta , get laser eye and a hair transplant , probably limb letting too lol. That’s the shit that actually would work , not just make more money and go to the gym.

Unfortunately I don’t think he’d wannna be friends anymore if I tell him that 😂
Lmao worth a try :feelshah:
 
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