How do you heat up the food?

[Lonenely sigma]

The only thing I can prepare in the kitchen is a sandwich so I have no idea what to do now.

My parents left for the night and left some food for me to "heat up"

Should I just heat it up or should I also put water inside? What are the chances of it just catching on fire?

Idk man, generally my mom cooks food and I analyze Chico's side profile perfection in the meantime

For the record, this is what I am trying to heat up:

 

[swt]

nigga just put some in a bowl microwave it

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Bro how old are u? Is this a toddler?

I can’t see a nigga above 12 not be able to turn on an oven

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Wouldn't eat that.

 

[zerotohero]

Bro, are you serious? I’m terrible at cooking, but this is on another level.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Bro, are you serious? I’m terrible at cooking, but this is on another level.

I am being sarcastic for the most part dw


But idk about adding water ngl. It looks lowkey dry now

 

[SoundnVision]

Keep stirring on a low heat

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Bro how old are u? Is this a toddler?

I can’t see a nigga above 12 not be able to turn on an oven

I am lowkey 19

But this is satire. It just looks dry in this particular situation

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Wouldn't eat that.

Looks good tho mogs anything I ever cooked

 

[piec]

I am lowkey 19

how can you be "lowkey" 19

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Looks good tho mogs anything I ever cooked

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Ur stuff looks more appetizing, albeit not really. Never seen a bigger pot of goyslop than OP's.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Looks good tho mogs anything I ever cooked

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It looks like one of those disgusting closeups from spongebob ngl

 

[Lonenely sigma]

how can you be "lowkey" 19

The same way I am lowkey retarded on preparing my lunch

 

[cryptt]

Add Lil water and stir it if you've got stove or put it directly in oven

 

[Thinking_CEL]

I am lowkey 19

But this is satire. It just looks dry in this particular situation

Nigga what have u been doing all this time hell even if u were 14 this would be crazy but 19 never heated up finished food in an oven

 

[swt]

I am being sarcastic for the most part dw


But idk about adding water ngl. It looks lowkey dry now

bro is not being sarcastic

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Nigga what have u been doing all this time hell even if u were 14 this would be crazy but 19 never heated up finished food in an oven

This post is mostly ironic but I was a spoiled kid tbf

 

[Nightloner]

A generation of retards. You need to become self-sufficient. Do you even know how to wipe your ass?

 

[valentine]

come on man what even is that

 

[Lonenely sigma]

A generation of retards. You need to become self-sufficient. Do you even know how to wipe your ass?

Called me a retard then post a russian edit of american psycho. Memes write themselves

 

[piec]

Called me a retard then post a russian edit of american psycho. Memes write themselves

goes kinda hard tho you gotta admit

 

[Lonenely sigma]

goes kinda hard tho you gotta admit

It went hard good 3, MAYBE 2 and a half years ago. And even then it was ironic.

Indian teenagers ruined that trend. Once I saw who is considered "a sigma" I figured I shouldn't call myself that ever, even if sarcastic.

Thats why my username needs FULL LE FORT 3 WITH CCW AND DOWNGRAFTING. The typo isn't the only part that sucks, the "sigma" part sucks as well

 

[The Grinch]

Looks good tho mogs anything I ever cooked

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Can’t even identify what that is, looks like the shit i would give my dog if i‘m out of money

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Can’t even identify what that is, looks like the shit i would give my dog if i‘m out of money

It tasted like shit too and made me puke

I was hungry it was Sunday night and all I had was some year old meat in the freezer and tuna fish plus tomato sauce

 

[Lonenely sigma]

It tasted like shit too and made me puke

I was hungry it was Sunday night and all I had was some year old meat in the freezer and tuna fish plus tomato sauce

Ironically, 95% of dog food companies use years old meat + cheap fish

You prepared yourself a tasty dog snack bro