Lonenely sigma
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I have a very big diopter, meaning I see everything blurry. However, as we all agree on this autistic shithole, you can't wear glasses, if you still are you aren't even looksmaxxing.
With that in mind, I sit straight in the bus, obviously perma-squinting to get those hunter eyes as well as perma-jutting to the point of almost creating an underbite, and I look through the window (MysteriousnessMaxxing).
However, something caught my sight. While fixing my headphone which fell out of my ear, and whilst my head is turned to a seat opposite of mine, I notice a girl of my age sitting. At this point she could have the most disgusted facial expression in the world, or she could be winking and sending me kisses, I wouldn't know. I just look at her like an absolute sigma male while pretending I can actually see her.
That being said, how the fuck do I know if I ever get IOIs?
With that in mind, I sit straight in the bus, obviously perma-squinting to get those hunter eyes as well as perma-jutting to the point of almost creating an underbite, and I look through the window (MysteriousnessMaxxing).
However, something caught my sight. While fixing my headphone which fell out of my ear, and whilst my head is turned to a seat opposite of mine, I notice a girl of my age sitting. At this point she could have the most disgusted facial expression in the world, or she could be winking and sending me kisses, I wouldn't know. I just look at her like an absolute sigma male while pretending I can actually see her.
That being said, how the fuck do I know if I ever get IOIs?