How do you know the Gen X bachelor is doing much better than the Gen Zoid moid?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

When a Gen Zoid foid leaves his apartment with messy hair and smeared eyeliner. Not only that, but when he was the Z’s age, this event was a common scene, but instead of an apartment, his bedroom door, and sometimes, the wild ones with liquor used the window.