How do you learn street fighting?

[apocalypse]

Just doing MMA won't work because it won't teach you how to predict sucker punches and when to throw a first punch which is the most important thing
Also how to avoid weapons and groin and eye hits
Where do you go to learn to beat someone senseless in a street fight like this?

 

[Kamui]

Just doing MMA won't work because it won't teach you how to predict sucker punches and when to throw a first punch which is the most important thing
Also how to avoid weapons and groin and eye hits
Where do you go to learn to beat someone senseless in a street fight like this?

OP has autism, nigga learn how to box or do MMA

 

[apocalypse]

@FailedNormieManlet do you think your judo throws would get pwned by hardened street fighters?

 

[apocalypse]

OP has autism, nigga learn how to box or do MMA

Do you have any idea how fast a punch or even a combo can happen when you're not expecting it? There's no MMA for your bleeding unconscious body on the floor.

 

[Tabula Rasa]

fight on the street

 

[ropemax]

@Makhachev tell him bro

 

[Kamui]

Do you have any idea how fast a punch or even a combo can happen when you're not expecting it? There's no MMA for your bleeding unconscious body on the floor.

If you think an MMA fighter would lose in a street fight you’re fucking retarded lmao, there is no way to “learn how to street fight” nigga just get a fucking knife or a gun

 

[Kamui]

@FailedNormieManlet do you think your judo throws would get pwned by hardened street fighters?

A “hardened street fighter” would lose to the average pro boxer/MMA fighter

 

[apocalypse]

This is how you need to street fight
One sucker punch to disorient the opponent then destroy the enemy completely

 

[apocalypse]

This is how you need to street fight
One sucker punch to disorient the opponent then destroy the enemy completely

Always have a guard up when ppl are in your face
Where would I learn things like this? Obviously this knocked out retard didn't know it.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

1st rule of streetfighting:
don't youll get fucking stabbed

if you absolutely have to fight and are sure they dont have a knife then just act like a monkey. punch balls pull ears pull hairs kick the solar plexus and lungs etc

 

[apocalypse]

1st rule of streetfighting:
don't youll get fucking stabbed

if you absolutely have to fight and are sure they dont have a knife then just act like a monkey. punch balls pull ears pull hairs kick the solar plexus and lungs etc

Dude I'm not planning to fight gang members, just retarded drunk cunts on a night out who get pissed off for retarded reasons. No one carries a knife to a night club.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Dude I'm not planning to fight gang members, just retarded drunk cunts on a night out who get pissed off for retarded reasons. No one carries a knife to a night club.

but you have to prepare for that. those "retarded drunk cunts" will absolutely have a knife/gun/broken bottles and will use them

 

[Deleted member 21628]

what an idiot

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Dude I'm not planning to fight gang members, just retarded drunk cunts on a night out who get pissed off for retarded reasons. No one carries a knife to a night club.

people nowadays fight with rules like slaves and are too afraid to cause any real damage or killing their opponent . if you act like a gorilla and jump on them, bite their neck, kick them in the balls etc they arent gonna expect it

 

[apocalypse]

what an idiot

elab

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

make sure to lift to have strong punches tho.

 

[czwarty]

JFL in that scene the buff dude had to give himself up to Tony, he only got angry at one moment but realised what he's done in few seconds later and gave himself up to be beaten by him, otherwise he could whack him. Fat fuck wouldn't have actual chance in fair fight
There's a scene that explains that before in episode

 

[Kamui]

JFL in that scene the buff dude had to give himself up to Tony, he only got angry at one moment but realised what he's done in few seconds later and gave himself up to be beaten by him, otherwise he could whack him. Fat fuck wouldn't have actual chance in fair fight
There's a scene that explains that before in episode

Tony had felt like he had his masculinity threatened by the younger bigger guy just being in the room

 

[apocalypse]

Tony had felt like he had his masculinity threatened by the younger bigger guy just being in the room

I think he cucked himself somehow earlier and had to re-established himself as the man or his jackal crew would go after his throat to try and become he new boss

 

[Brootal]

Do you have any idea how fast a punch or even a combo can happen when you're not expecting it? There's no MMA for your bleeding unconscious body on the floor.

iff mma won't help you then what the fuck do you expect us to say? go wear a fucking vibranium exoskleton if you want damage immunity you retarded fuck

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

@FailedNormieManlet do you think your judo throws would get pwned by hardened street fighters?

No

 

[HarrierDuBois]

iff mma won't help you then what the fuck do you expect us to say? go wear a fucking vibranium exoskleton if you want damage immunity you retarded fuck

Wolverine type of upgrade.

 

[Brootal]

Wolverine type of upgrade.

imagine having an indestructible skeleton and regenerative capabilities

you could become a billionaire from fighting and having a 100% winratio