How do you plan on losing your virginity?

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I don't know how I will do it when I get a girlfriend. I never wanted to lose it at my parents house at least not when they are in the house obviously. I need to get my driver's license and a job before I can get a girlfriend first but. I reckon I will be 21 at the time I will lose it
 
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If u need to plan instead of it happening naturally because girls are interested, then its over
 
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Rape or rope
 
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rapemaxxing obviously
 
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If u need to plan instead of it happening naturally because girls are interested, then its over
Ok man let me just lose it in the supermarket
 
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Rape, dedsrs
 
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I need to lose weight first. Can't imagine being on top of a girl with my fat belly.
 
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Getting laid is easy. You just have to act NT at a party and hit on drunk chicks. It's so fucking easy that sometimes existence of an incel seems like an alien concept to me.

The only part of being a non chad that sucks is, nobody would actually love you like they love Chads.
 
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Getting laid is easy. You just have to act NT at a party and hit on drunk chicks. It's so fucking easy that sometimes existence of an incel seems like an alien concept to me.

The only part of being a non chad that sucks is, nobody would actually love you like they love Chads.
Am not losing my virginity in front of a bunch of people man
 
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Plan to sin? No I plan to die pure as a monk
 
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Nofap
 
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u plan on losing ur virginity with nofap? wtf?
ye I'm gonna be so low inhib that I'm gonna flirt with girls or some shit idk


of course this could be all just in my head
 
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Like this post if your a virgin
 
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Getting laid is easy. You just have to act NT at a party and hit on drunk chicks. It's so fucking easy that sometimes existence of an incel seems like an alien concept to me.

The only part of being a non chad that sucks is, nobody would actually love you like they love Chads.
Most retarded advice ever. Just catch a rape case, get arrested and shunned by society for the rest of your life theory.
 
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Most retarded advice ever. Just catch a rape case, get arrested and shunned by society for the rest of your life theory.
He’s a troll
He claims he looks like David Gandy. And has been asked to model 😂😂
 
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I did it in a forest about a month ago
 
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From a girl in a bar with her beer goggles on. Will I get rape accused? More likely than not. Will I care? Probably not as my life is already screwed in terms of life and it would get redundant
 
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Legit thinking about doing in the forest to lose my virginity
DO NOT, very unpleasant experience. See to it that your place of residence is empty and just fuck her there. Learn from my mistakes, don’t fuck in a forest
 
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Getting laid is easy. You just have to act NT at a party and hit on drunk chicks. It's so fucking easy that sometimes existence of an incel seems like an alien concept to me.

The only part of being a non chad that sucks is, nobody would actually love you like they love Chads.
Totally fucking agree. Went to my first college party last weekend and totally could have ascended if I escalated
 
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Threesome with Stacies
 
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LOOKSMAXXING
 
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I don't know how I will do it when I get a girlfriend. I never wanted to lose it at my parents house at least not when they are in the house obviously. I need to get my driver's license and a job before I can get a girlfriend first but. I reckon I will be 21 at the time I will lose it
Raping babies
 
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I don’t really care about how I lose it anymore. Random hookup or not. I just got my drivers licence a few days ago, so I reckon I’ll make a tinder account or something in the comming days. I’m aspie though, so I have to try to larp as NT to lose it and get someone to want to meet me. Because talking through text is really difficult for me
 
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