How do you suck on a popsicle without it looking gay and sexual

[vanillaicecream]

I like popsicles but everytime I eat one I have to make sure there's no one else around otherwise I won't be able to shake the feeling that I look like I'm sucking a dick and that's exactly what they're thinking as I savor it. Any tips on how to suck on popsicles without looking like you're giving a blowjob?

 

[OGJBSLAYER]

Don't care about other people. Just do what u like

 

[vanillaicecream]

Don't care about other people. Just do what u like

Ok so basically just gobble it down like my life depends on it and make a deliberate effort to look like I'm deepthroating the shit out of the popsicle so I get the full effect of the experience. Got it, will do. @slop slinger

 

[Deleted member 18582]

I would also recommend a gobble approach. Also you can have it while in the warm weather and let it mostly melt before you eat it then it will just dissolve in the mouth area without any sucking involved. Hope this helps!

 

[Jhon Smith]

How do you eat a banana without looking gay

 

[Deleted member 5467]

bite a chunk off

 

[vanillaicecream]

I would also recommend a gobble approach. Also you can have it while in the warm weather and let it mostly melt before you eat it then it will just dissolve in the mouth area without any sucking involved. Hope this helps!

Nice, but I like it hard. If it melts then it's no longer much of a popsicle is it, there needs to be sucking. The sucking is crucial.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Goy things

 

[enchanted_elixir]

I like popsicles but everytime I eat one I have to make sure there's no one else around otherwise I won't be able to shake the feeling that I look like I'm sucking a dick and that's exactly what they're thinking as I savor it. Any tips on how to suck on popsicles without looking like you're giving a blowjob?

If you have to ask this question, you're gay. You must eat it lol

 

[Deleted member 22124]