How do you turn a massage therapist foid on?

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She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
 
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She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
U lying little faggot
 
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I feel like i have read this before :think:
 
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wyd when you go to a massage therapist and a landwhale walks out to touch you
 
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She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
sexy underwear:ROFLMAO:
 
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She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
:feelshaha:Tell her how nice her tiddys are and that she look good for her age:feelswat:
 
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U lying little faggot
Im telling the truth. Im an HTN and im working on getting my BF around 14% so that I can be Chad lite.
 
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PURE MENTAL MASTURBATION KEEP DREAMING INCEL
 
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wyd when you go to a massage therapist and a landwhale walks out to touch you
The first time I went to a massage therapist, it was a slightly obese, short, older Spanish woman. So I switched to an attractive , white, one in her 30s. It was not a bad experience. But the attractive one costs the same.

She was just slightly obese tho. Not like the animals at my office who in many cases are too fat to walk.
 
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Im telling the truth. Im an HTN and im working on getting my BF around 14% so that I can be Chad lite.
Face>body bro
You should put more effort in that direction
You should still work out though
 
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She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
get hard and act like u dont realixe
 
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PURE MENTAL MASTURBATION KEEP DREAMING INCEL
Im telling the truth. Im an HTN and im working on getting my BF around 14% so that I can be Chad lite.

If I was lying then I would be more explicit and say that "she asked for my number" or "she told me that we should hangout" or some shit.
 
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Im telling the truth. Im an HTN and im working on getting my BF around 14% so that I can be Chad lite.
If ur not 6'4+ %10 bf or less your a little manlet/ dicklet
 
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Ask @User28823. He gets happy endings all the time.
 
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Nigga wearing his whitey tighties 😂
Captain Underpants GIF by Youtooz

every foid's dream man
 
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Im telling the truth. Im an HTN and im working on getting my BF around 14% so that I can be Chad lite.

If I was lying then I would be more explicit and say that "she asked for my number" or "she told me that we should hangout" or some shit.

Why would I make such suttle hints instead of making explicit hints?
 
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Im telling the truth. Im an HTN and im working on getting my BF around 14% so that I can be Chad lite.

If I was lying then I would be more explicit and say that "she asked for my number" or "she told me that we should hangout" or some shit.

Why would I make such suttle hints instead of making explicit hints?
to make it more believable nigga you just answered your own question:lul:
 
to make it more believable nigga you just answered your own question:lul:
Dude, if I wanted to show off, I would just say a random college, blonde foid asked me out for coffee or some shit. Most ppl would believe me.

Why would I say all this?
 
She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
You do NOT live in a porn video gng 💔
 
She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
Where lion underwhere and they have a speaker that roars
 
It sounds like she's taking the lead. She's expecting you to take the hint, I think. Compliment her figure. Say things that can be interpreted in multiple ways so if she gets offended at you, you can just say that you were being friendly. If you compliment her figure, you can say you tell she stays in shape. Tell her she's good with her hands to leave some suggestive ideas in her mind. Tell her you workout and you can train her sometime and boom there's your date.

I swear you guys don't know how to talk to any women who aren't your mom. She's giving you a million signals.
 
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She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
By being Chad
 
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It sounds like she's taking the lead. She's expecting you to take the hint, I think. Compliment her figure. Say things that can be interpreted in multiple ways so if she gets offended at you, you can just say that you were being friendly. If you compliment her figure, you can say you tell she stays in shape. Tell her she's good with her hands to leave some suggestive ideas in her mind. Tell her you workout and you can train her sometime and boom there's your date.

I swear you guys don't know how to talk to any women who aren't your mom. She's giving you a million signals.
Thanks for the info bro.That was very useful information

Will do. :y'all:
 
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Take your clothes off and piss on her
 
Thanks for the info bro.That was very useful information

Will do. :y'all:
Good and report back here when you've done it so you can tell us how it goes. When will you see her again? I wish you good luck, soldier.
 
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Good and report back here when you've done it so you can tell us how it goes. When will you see her again? I wish you good luck, soldier.
Thanks bro. Will do :y'all:
 
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Whip ya shit out fella
 
She's a conventionally attractive, white foid in her mid/late 30s or early 40s.

-Calls me "babe"
-Said I have a nice body and very nice muscles
-talks a lot and asks a lot about me
- said a girl seemed interested and she said "she must be pretty then"

I am wearing sexy underwear as well next time I go and cutting down BF.

Any other suggestions?
Your free money bhai
 
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