i_blamegamertag
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Bro is it only me? like Its 2 AM, you’re staring at the mirror under harsh bathroom lighting, and your phone is blasting tiki tiki phonk on a loop.
That exact track is the soundtrack to every single transformation video on your feed the ones showing some guy with a perfect 90 degree gonial angle, flawless hunter eyes, and insane facial dimorphism.
Every time the beat drops, your brain automatically lists every single flaw
You spend hours researching bones, trying to find the perfect routine to fix your frame, and tracking micro-metrics, all while this aggressive phonk music pumps in your headphones, making your heart race. It feels like you're stuck in a permanent mental loop where you can't just be a normal person and live your life. You're trapped in your own head, chasing an illusion of perfection, feeling inferior to a bunch of edited pictures on a screen, completely drained of energy, and wondering if you'll ever actually look good enough to be satisfied.
LOOKSMAXXING IS ETERNAL AND WILL YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH YOUR LOOKS
WHY DO A LTN IS HAPPIER THAN A CL LOOKSMAXXED / HE WAS NEVER WORRIED ABOUT IT
LDARING IS THE ONLY SALVATION FROM THIS DOOM? CLAVICULAR HAS AIDS FROM SLAYING.
That exact track is the soundtrack to every single transformation video on your feed the ones showing some guy with a perfect 90 degree gonial angle, flawless hunter eyes, and insane facial dimorphism.
Every time the beat drops, your brain automatically lists every single flaw
- "Is my chin recessed?"
- "Is my upper third too long?"
- "Am I stuck looking like a subhuman forever because of my genetics?"
You spend hours researching bones, trying to find the perfect routine to fix your frame, and tracking micro-metrics, all while this aggressive phonk music pumps in your headphones, making your heart race. It feels like you're stuck in a permanent mental loop where you can't just be a normal person and live your life. You're trapped in your own head, chasing an illusion of perfection, feeling inferior to a bunch of edited pictures on a screen, completely drained of energy, and wondering if you'll ever actually look good enough to be satisfied.
LOOKSMAXXING IS ETERNAL AND WILL YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH YOUR LOOKS
WHY DO A LTN IS HAPPIER THAN A CL LOOKSMAXXED / HE WAS NEVER WORRIED ABOUT IT
LDARING IS THE ONLY SALVATION FROM THIS DOOM? CLAVICULAR HAS AIDS FROM SLAYING.
