How easy is it to get amphetamines prescribed?

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Im in germany, 18 years old

I have adhd similar symptoms but they got worse as i got older so it also could be that im just lazy asf. For example if i want to sell something on marketplace it takes me weeks to upload the things i want to sell even though it could be done in minutes because it feels too overwhelming to do.

I explained everything to my pschiatrist and exaggerated my situation even more (i lied by saying that its been this bad like since i was young)

He reffered me to an adhd psychologist and I have to pay around 300€ to get diagnosed. So I gotta do everything I can to convince the adhd psychologist.

Lets say I got the diagnosis, how easily are amphetamines prescribed? I think here we have elvanse. I probably will get ritalin prescribed first but if i larp and say it didnt work and ask dor amphetamines will my psch prescribed them?

I need to know if its worth to get diagnosed and pay 300€. If not i can order it on darknet for ~3$ a pill.
 
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Ja, weil dann musst du nur einmal geld bezahlen und danach halt nichtmehr. Ist auf langzeit gesehen günstiger. Außerdem kann es sein wenn du im darknet bestellst, dass es vom zoll etc. gepackt wird und dann kommst du halt knast
 
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Ja, weil dann musst du nur einmal geld bezahlen und danach halt nichtmehr. Ist auf langzeit gesehen günstiger. Außerdem kann es sein wenn du im darknet bestellst, dass es vom zoll etc. gepackt wird und dann kommst du halt knast
if you order within eu the chance of seizure is phenominally low im talking less than 1%
 
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Get Tentin from Dark Markets, cause you'll get either Ritalin XR :forcedsmile: or if you're lucky elvanse (both dogshit)
 
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Probably harder in Germany. I know in the USA, its quite easy to get it prescribed, just have to go to a pill easy psych.

In germany they use tougher testing to prevent over prescription. But im sure even in germany if you visit enough psychs one will end up prescribing it. They’ll prob gove you the qb test. For that test just dart your eyes around alot and itll give you a higher scote. Even better, i would stay up the night before testing as sleep deprivation causes adhd like behaviors.

Also make sure they give elvanse, its the only amphetamine you can get prescribed in the EU.

If they give ritalin or concerta and refuse elvanse at first, simply complain saying it doesnt last very long and wears of far too quick. Thats usually the main reason psychs like elvanse, it lasts a long time throughout the day.
 
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You can get pharma grade amphetamines in Europe, from Netherlands and Sweden I think

Tentin is the brand, I got them to Spain so you can
 
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Ja, weil dann musst du nur einmal geld bezahlen und danach halt nichtmehr. Ist auf langzeit gesehen günstiger. Außerdem kann es sein wenn du im darknet bestellst, dass es vom zoll etc. gepackt wird und dann kommst du halt knast
Knast kommt man sicher nicht weil kann man ja nicht beweisen wer bestellt hat wenn ich per krypto zahle

Get Tentin from Dark Markets, cause you'll get either Ritalin XR :forcedsmile: or if you're lucky elvanse (both dogshit)
I think elvanse is the only amphetamine in europe. Why is it shit? I would larp saying whatever med he gives is not strong enough until i get amhpetamines


Probably harder in Germany. I know in the USA, its quite easy to get it prescribed, just have to go to a pill easy psych.

In germany they use tougher testing to prevent over prescription. But im sure even in germany if you visit enough psychs one will end up prescribing it. They’ll prob gove you the qb test. For that test just dart your eyes around alot and itll give you a higher scote. Even better, i would stay up the night before testing as sleep deprivation causes adhd like behaviors.

Also make sure they give elvanse, its the only amphetamine you can get prescribed in the EU.

If they give ritalin or concerta and refuse elvanse at first, simply complain saying it doesnt last very long and wears of far too quick. Thats usually the main reason psychs like elvanse, it lasts a long time throughout the day.
I didnt even know there were computer based tests for adhd lol

Do you actually have adhd? Or did you fake it by being intentionally shit at the tests you had to do? And how can i fake it without her noticing? If i move my eyes quickly like you said wont she know im faking it?

Also is elvanse good?
 
You can get pharma grade amphetamines in Europe, from Netherlands and Sweden I think

Tentin is the brand, I got them to Spain so you can
I think tentin exists in germany but is very rarely prescribed. I probably will be able to get elvanse though.

I need to pay 300€ for the diagnosis then the receipt would cost 8€ for 30 pills probably.

Is tentin much better than elvanse? Is it worth ordering from darknet instead getting a diagnosis?
 
Knast kommt man sicher nicht weil kann man ja nicht beweisen wer bestellt hat wenn ich per krypto zahle


I think elvanse is the only amphetamine in europe. Why is it shit? I would larp saying whatever med he gives is not strong enough until i get amhpetamines



I didnt even know there were computer based tests for adhd lol

Do you actually have adhd? Or did you fake it by being intentionally shit at the tests you had to do? And how can i fake it without her noticing? If i move my eyes quickly like you said wont she know im faking it?

Also is elvanse good?
Elvanse is solid. Imo i prefer it over adderall and other amphetamines since it lasts longer and is smoother. In fact elvanse is just the D enantiomer of amphetamine which is the best one so arguably id say elvanse is better than adderall.

When you take the QB test, they usually wont observe you that closely. I'd say pulling an all nighter the day before testing will help alot with appearing more adhd. tbh idk whether I rlly have ADHD tbh, I was diagnosed as a child but they over diagnose in the states. I just went into the tests thinking I had ADHD, internalized it and maybe exaggerated some of the adhd behaviors like lack of focus and hyperactivity.
 
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I think tentin exists in germany but is very rarely prescribed. I probably will be able to get elvanse though.

I need to pay 300€ for the diagnosis then the receipt would cost 8€ for 30 pills probably.

Is tentin much better than elvanse? Is it worth ordering from darknet instead getting a diagnosis?
Long acting amphetamines is bad for you short and long term, its not a life or death medication, you don't need it to live, only to study, they desensitise receptors quickly, don't give the same"interest in the task" effect, can cause PTSD-like symptoms due to the constant dopamine and norepinephrine release, etc (also they are more expensive and you can't manipulate the half-life with the urinary pH, also the threshold of dose is higher)

Yeah, elvanse does not have a "crash" but that is because:
1. Not the same dopaminergic effect
2. You go to sleep and you still have the effects, so THAT IS why you don't feel the crash

You want the release in the moment you study for your brain to associate the task with dopamine release long term (cause amphetamines low dose increase BDNF and plasticity, so this + association, you could leave the amphs long term)

Low dose 5-10mg of dextroamphetamine maximum per session (6h average)

As I said you can manipulate the half life of amphetamines with either acids (to lower the half life) or alkalines (to increase the half life), it can be significant, going from 4h to 12h of half life

To decrease: Vitamin C (1g-4g per session depending on how much, you can check your urine ph with strips to make sure its what you want, I say this cause now personally I use dextromethamphetamine and has a 10h half life, so I want to lower it) (make sure its not alkalinized)

To increase: Sodium Bicarbonate or Citrate, Im sure there are better options, but you have to decrease/increase the urinary pH not stomachal pH, increasing stomach pH will only shorten the kick of the drug)
 
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Elvanse is solid. Imo i prefer it over adderall and other amphetamines since it lasts longer and is smoother. In fact elvanse is just the D enantiomer of amphetamine which is the best one so arguably id say elvanse is better than adderall.

When you take the QB test, they usually wont observe you that closely. I'd say pulling an all nighter the day before testing will help alot with appearing more adhd. tbh idk whether I rlly have ADHD tbh, I was diagnosed as a child but they over diagnose in the states. I just went into the tests thinking I had ADHD, internalized it and maybe exaggerated some of the adhd behaviors like lack of focus and hyperactivity.
Okay thanks. Will she ask if i do drugs? I smoke weed once in a while, should I mention it? Or say no and stop smoking 5 days prior to a blood test.
 
Say something about not wanting to feel jittery which you are afraid methylphenidate may make you due to the inhibition of norepinephrine reuptake. Then ask for dextroamphetamine as an alternative that is still short-acting.

Realistically, amphetamines are probably going to cause for higher norepinephrine through reuptake inhibition + increased release, but I doubt that a Psych is going to know that/be able to quantify the difference.

Otherwise, find some other nuance to get dexamphetamine prescribed.
Do not get XR. Just exaggerate shit about affecting your sleep for that.
 
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Im in germany, 18 years old

I have adhd similar symptoms but they got worse as i got older so it also could be that im just lazy asf. For example if i want to sell something on marketplace it takes me weeks to upload the things i want to sell even though it could be done in minutes because it feels too overwhelming to do.

I explained everything to my pschiatrist and exaggerated my situation even more (i lied by saying that its been this bad like since i was young)

He reffered me to an adhd psychologist and I have to pay around 300€ to get diagnosed. So I gotta do everything I can to convince the adhd psychologist.

Lets say I got the diagnosis, how easily are amphetamines prescribed? I think here we have elvanse. I probably will get ritalin prescribed first but if i larp and say it didnt work and ask dor amphetamines will my psch prescribed them?

I need to know if its worth to get diagnosed and pay 300€. If not i can order it on darknet for ~3$ a pill.
I'm from the United States, and I used ADHD online to get Adderall. It's covered almost entirely by my insurance, and I get 15mg of adderall a day. I took a 2-hour test, had an online meeting, and then went to my local pharmacy and picked up Adderall.
 
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i want my beloved chad back
mods are ruthless and they wanna destroy my life thats why they banned him
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