PrettyLittleLies
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Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"
He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.
"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."
He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...
"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"
Satisfied, he goes on with his life.
When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)
So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.
BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.
So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.
That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"
He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.
"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."
He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...
"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"
Satisfied, he goes on with his life.
When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)
So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.
BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.
So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.
That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE
