How every .org member magically measures themselves as 7 inches BP.

[PrettyLittleLies]

Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"

He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.

"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."

He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...

"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"

Satisfied, he goes on with his life.

When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.

So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.

That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE

 

[Chadeep]

Average dick of sexually active male is 6.5 inches

 

[RXnd]

This guy should start making music he looks talented

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"

He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.

"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."

He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...

"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"

Satisfied, he goes on with his life.

When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.

So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.

That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE

i've seen this exact thread at least like 2-3 times before

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

i've seen this exact thread at least like 2-3 times before

still makes me cage every time though

how the average 5,5 inch dick measures himself up to 7 (cagefuel)

josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine. he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the...

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how every guy measures himself as 7 inches

josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine. he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the...

looksmax.org

 

[medialcanthus]

Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"

He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.

"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."

He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...

"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"

Satisfied, he goes on with his life.

When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.

So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.

That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE

mulattos dont have this issue

imagine having a 9 inch bbc horse cock
or a 3 inch ricecel cock
or just a 5 inch mayocel cock

mulattos balance out at 7.6 inches
can testify
will testify

 

[PrettyLittleLies]

still makes me cage every time though

how the average 5,5 inch dick measures himself up to 7 (cagefuel)

josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine. he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the...

looksmax.org

how every guy measures himself as 7 inches

josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine. he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the...

looksmax.org

i cleaned it up a bit this is my favorite thread shoutout og who made this shit

 

[fatandjolly]

my penis is 4 and a half inches

 

[silently_said]

niggas be measuring from asshole to tip ong

 

[whitepiller]

Theres truth to this. When you look up your phone length it might give you diagonal length sometimes.

 

[97baHater]

Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"

He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.

"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."

He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...

"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"

Satisfied, he goes on with his life.

When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.

So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.

That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE

This is dead ass the funniest shyt I read since I’ve been on this forum and no jfl react, these niggas are brain dead

 

[small_solomon]

Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"

He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.

"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."

He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...

"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"

Satisfied, he goes on with his life.

When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.

So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.

That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE

Niggas on org be making the best scenarios they should add a place dedicated to story times on hefe

 

[PrettyLittleLies]

This is dead ass the funniest shyt I read since I’ve been on this forum and no jfl react, these niggas are brain dead

og was posted 2 years ago its a classic i just fixed bros insane grammar and spacing mistakes and made it its final form to cage to.

this thread shall be reposted in a different form every year.

 

[mm1024u10294u]

Josh is your 9–5 wage slave. 5'9", 3.5 PSL, 18-inch bidelt subhuman. 50% average in everything.
He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I got to be a longdickcel"

He copes and proceeds to grab a ruler and his Pornhub-playing machine. He then gets hard watching his hentai and puts the ruler on top of his dick. He sees the shadow of a 5-something and doesn’t even try to get accurate.

"I gotta be measuring wrong," he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick, pressing as harddddd as he can against his fat pad.
"Wow, 6.3 inches.."

He then realizes when he lays down and pushes his pelvis outwards, his dick goes up to an astounDINg 6.5 (WOWWWW). After that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and adjusts the ruler, his dick goes 0.1% softer...

"Welp, that gotta be at least 6.7 when I'm fully hard... 0.2 inch is nothing, its over for all these fuckin dickcels vro im so above average lol"

Satisfied, he goes on with his life.

When Stacy is talking about her ex-BF’s huge Chad dong with her girlfriends, Josh goes, and like the clownmaxxed guy he is, starts boasting about his 7-inch dick (after all, 6.7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

So that’s the story of how someone adds at least 1.5 inches to his dick size while believing it.
Guys here don’t lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

BTW, the true average is 5.5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. Not 5.1 BP.

So, a dick NBP 6.5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4.5-incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.

That’s why in forums like this, you see someone claiming to be 5.5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8.5 inches, because everyone adds 1.5 inches to their stats. Some add 1", but that's less common. SOURCE

This is 99% of the forum btw