how the average 5,5 inch dick measures himself up to 7 (cagefuel)

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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
 
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nigga talking from experience word by word
 
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Mine is 6 but pencil tier
 
josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
Measuring from side is legit just don’t press down.
 
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Measuring from side is life
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
Lmao it would help explain how every on the internet seems to be 6.5 inches plus
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
i did this text 2 years ago in my other account jfl
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
just realized my dick grew 1cm from 19 to 21 reading that end, lifefuel
 
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caging at your avi
 
I showed my dick to 2 female shrinks, both said it was bigger than average even though I'm only 16cm BPL.

The younger shrink did qualify it by saying we are all different anyway chinacurry, maybe if you moved to Africa you would be smaller than average
 
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I showed my dick to 2 female shrinks, both said it was bigger than average even though I'm only 16cm BPL.

The younger shrink did qualify it by saying we are all different anyway chinacurry, maybe if you moved to Africa you would be smaller than average
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