Shkreliii
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I recently bought some borgouise "Volcanic ash" microfoliant, apparently ethically sourced or some shit. Idk man.
Also some microbial skincare, which apparently is suppose to be revolutionary or some shit, anyways.
So i smear it all over my face, as many might know it smells like feces and fart and eggs.
Unfortunately it slipped into my mouth.
It tasted like gravel, a very large chunk mustve swigged around my mouth, trapping granules of the "microbial stuff" anyways i started noticing a fart smell way later.
So it seems my mouth is perma fart smellling
Problem is ths isnt just any stench, its like actually violating my nose.
So i develop heavy headaches, which hurts my head badly.
Not helping with my sleep demons at all bro. Jesus fuck
Also some microbial skincare, which apparently is suppose to be revolutionary or some shit, anyways.
So i smear it all over my face, as many might know it smells like feces and fart and eggs.
Unfortunately it slipped into my mouth.
It tasted like gravel, a very large chunk mustve swigged around my mouth, trapping granules of the "microbial stuff" anyways i started noticing a fart smell way later.
So it seems my mouth is perma fart smellling
Problem is ths isnt just any stench, its like actually violating my nose.
So i develop heavy headaches, which hurts my head badly.
Not helping with my sleep demons at all bro. Jesus fuck
