How hard would you blackpill your kid?

[Deleted member 15468]

Imagine you accidentaly got some hoe pregnant and the baby is going to be male, what would you do? Here's my list:

• Punish them for mouthbreathing, my kid needs to think about mouthbreathing as a sin comparable to murder.
• Make them chew hard foods
• Gum every day (just tell them their breath stinks)
• High-protein diet with a caloric surplus depending on their growth spurts
• They need to do sport at least 4x a week from the age of 3
• Skin care and spf
• If I notice anything weird about their bone development, to the orthodontist immediately
• braces if needed

Anything important I missed? Our sons need to be as looksmaxxed as possible because the competition will only be harder in the future.

 

[cytoplasm]

I'd make sure he's incel until 20 so he can experience my suffering

 

[Deleted member 27542]

To the point that he becomes so depressed that he considers suicide but then I will modify his face using ai to a gandy morph.

 

[7zyzz7]

alternatively you could just give your wife progesterone and saturated fats during pregnancy and he will come out as a gigachad. Then a in his younger years a diet high in calcium protien and sunlight should be enough for him to grow tall. Maybe give low doses of DHT and T cream during his puberty to ensure he gets a 10 inch megaDICK.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Imagine you accidentaly got some hoe pregnant and the baby is going to be male, what would you do? Here's my list:

• Punish them for mouthbreathing, my kid needs to think about mouthbreathing as a sin comparable to murder.
• Make them chew hard foods
• Gum every day (just tell them their breath stinks)
• High-protein diet with a caloric surplus depending on their growth spurts
• They need to do sport at least 4x a week from the age of 3
• Skin care and spf
• If I notice anything weird about their bone development, to the orthodontist immediately
• braces if needed

Anything important I missed? Our sons need to be as looksmaxxed as possible because the competition will only be harder in the future.

Imma redpill him. Cause that's what's always worked for me.

 

[justleavemealone]

bp him so hard he'll rope and end my bloodline like a piggy fagot (even though I'm ending my bloodline myself in the most stupid miserable way already)

 

[cytoplasm]

bp him so hard he'll rope and end my bloodline like a piggy fagot (even though I'm ending my bloodline myself in the most stupid miserable way already)

In what way

 

[Deleted member 1901]

I’d teach my son how to read by making him go on this forum. Gotta toughen him up with the perspective of brutality. I’d tell him daily he’d better mew and chew hard foods or else girls will be disgusted by him and he’d end up alone and hated and if bonesmash him if he was bad. I’d inject him with HGH since birth and tell him how unfair everything is when you are a male.

 

[justleavemealone]

In what way

by rotting... tbh I'm not even rotting like I've got a lot of good results by leaning to low BF and felt a difference socially but unfortunately my skin is constantly rotting no matter wat skincare I do... I popped 3 pimples this morning only, and it's impossible to have faith in anything when your face is literally an unstopable white/red/black buttons factory

 

[cytoplasm]

by rotting... tbh I'm not even rotting like I've got a lot of good results by leaning to low BF and felt a difference socially but unfortunately my skin is constantly rotting no matter wat skincare I do... I popped 3 pimples this morning only, and it's impossible to have faith in anything when your face is literally an unstopable white/red/black buttons factory

How old are you

 

[justleavemealone]

How old are you

17

 

[Member since 2022]

Make him watch blackpilled anime. At the age of 4 he would be literally kicked outside at 6am after waking up and he could return back in home at 9 pm minimum because he needs to socialize from young age to build his social skills, experience with peers to not end up like me literally 0 social skills

 

[cytoplasm]

17

Piss off youre literally a child. And now youre blackpilled you have no idea how lucky you are and how little you have rotted

 

[justleavemealone]

Piss off youre literally a child. And now youre blackpilled you have no idea how lucky you are and how little you have rotted

why. are u an oldcel ?

 

[cytoplasm]

why. are u an oldcel ?

24 yeah. Time flies by when you rot trust me 17 was like yesterday to me

 

[Deleted member 15468]

24 yeah. Time flies by when you rot trust me 17 was like yesterday to me

24 isnt that old

 

[Deleted member 27544]

I will force my son to start mewing from birth so that he get elite facial structure and make him eat hard food.

 

[cytoplasm]

24 isnt that old

It is when you rotted away all the previous ones

 

[Solar]

Imagine you accidentaly got some hoe pregnant and the baby is going to be male, what would you do? Here's my list:

• Punish them for mouthbreathing, my kid needs to think about mouthbreathing as a sin comparable to murder.
• Make them chew hard foods
• Gum every day (just tell them their breath stinks)
• High-protein diet with a caloric surplus depending on their growth spurts
• They need to do sport at least 4x a week from the age of 3
• Skin care and spf
• If I notice anything weird about their bone development, to the orthodontist immediately
• braces if needed

Anything important I missed? Our sons need to be as looksmaxxed as possible because the competition will only be harder in the future.

Based tbh

I'd also put him on a healthy diet which promotes a healthy hormonal panel, avoiding microplastics etc

give him supplements like zinc, vitamin d, k3 and magnesium. Tongkat ali once puberty kicks in.

Also keeping him off degeneracy (porn) for as long as possible, maybe through certain phones which only have basic functions (calling, texting, whatsapp & youtube)

 

[justleavemealone]

It is when you rotted away all the previous ones

u an incel?

 

[Deleted member 15468]

It is when you rotted away all the previous ones

so youre just gonna continue rotting forever?

 

[cytoplasm]

u an incel?

Kinda

so youre just gonna continue rotting forever?

The plan is not to but its hard if not impossible to kickstart your life in mid-20s. I used to look better plus my brain was way less damaged

 

[justleavemealone]

Kinda

The plan is not to but its hard if not impossible to kickstart your life in mid-20s. I used to look better plus my brain was way less damaged

Ya my brain is actually damaged aswell bro... I'm 17 and I feel turbo dehumanized already

 

[190cm90kg]

hgh ai test if i breed a foidlet (<5’4) also if u ever get to the point of needing braces u already fucked up

 

[justinzayn]

First and most imp. Thing out of all is to breed with best women you can get, so your son gets good phenotype,
Rest skin care is necessary but also a cope gay shit

 

[cytoplasm]

Ya my brain is actually damaged aswell bro... I'm 17 and I feel turbo dehumanized already

I didnt give af until 22 and then I fell apart mentally in a few days. Your brain is still young enough plus youre just overblowing things youre ok just gotta start actually doing something

 

[justleavemealone]

I didnt give af until 22 and then I fell apart mentally in a few days. Your brain is still young enough plus youre just overblowing things youre ok just gotta start actually doing something

I am doing stuff but no matter what I do my face looks like a subhouman pizza most of the times because I know for a fact that at least 4 white heads will appear tomorrow even if I did every skincare possible thing tonight...
Though I do admit I still have hope since when I don't have acne eruptions I get some funny IOI's and get approached (rarely though)

 

[Deleted member 15468]

hgh ai test if i breed a foidlet (<5’4) also if u ever get to the point of needing braces u already fucked up

ai test?

 

[190cm90kg]

ai test?

aromatase inhibitor, testosterone

 

[cytoplasm]

I am doing stuff but no matter what I do my face looks like a subhouman pizza most of the times because I know for a fact that at least 4 white heads will appear tomorrow even if I did every skincare possible thing tonight...
Though I do admit I still have hope since when I don't have acne eruptions I get some funny IOI's and get approached (rarely though)

Ok so you have at least decent looks then. Acne will clear up soon i believe. If you have looks and youth you have life

 

[Deleted member 15468]

Ok so you have at least decent looks then. Acne will clear up soon i believe. If you have looks and youth you have life

bro thinks he is 60 jfl

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Bold to assume most of us will ever have kids anyway.

 

[Deleted member 25705]

Son or daughter, either way I'm going to make sure any jaw deficiencies are corrected for best aesthetic and functional uses at an extremely early age (talking like 6 years old).

I'll get them all the fucking procedures needed so they feel confident and happy.

I don't want my kid to endure this shit ever.

 

[Sprinkles]

id tell him the reason you‘re here in this world is because daddy just wanted some pussy and didn’t mean to get mama pregnant

id tell him to fuck off and I don’t want anything to do with him

 

[mecha72]

Imagine you accidentaly got some hoe pregnant and the baby is going to be male, what would you do? Here's my list:

• Punish them for mouthbreathing, my kid needs to think about mouthbreathing as a sin comparable to murder.
• Make them chew hard foods
• Gum every day (just tell them their breath stinks)
• High-protein diet with a caloric surplus depending on their growth spurts
• They need to do sport at least 4x a week from the age of 3
• Skin care and spf
• If I notice anything weird about their bone development, to the orthodontist immediately
• braces if needed

Anything important I missed? Our sons need to be as looksmaxxed as possible because the competition will only be harder in the future.

Get them mewing it’s prob not cope if they start young also make sure the sports are high T like American football and not cucked shit like tennis

 

[mecha72]

Also keep him off the internet as long as possisble don’t wanna cripple him mentally

 

[tallnegga]

I’d teach him that empathy and desiring a social connection is a mental disorder which spread from times when we lived in small tribes but is completely irrelevant in modern times so nigga better just focus on money, status, pussy, luxury.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

I will marry a 4'10 Filipina so my son is 5'4 and send him Hapa memes and mog him till I die.

 

[Psychophilly]

alternatively you could just give your wife progesterone and saturated fats during pregnancy and he will come out as a gigachad. Then a in his younger years a diet high in calcium protien and sunlight should be enough for him to grow tall. Maybe give low doses of DHT and T cream during his puberty to ensure he gets a 10 inch megaDICK.

imagine checking ur son's dick grow every week