Cofee
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i already know half of yall gonna comment DNR so do that and move the fuck on.
Now even tho im an ogre this still isnt my first girlfriend (eastern european buff, women like ogres here) so im not really fully khhv (just a virgin), ive had like 3 chicks prior to this one but most of them were no good whores that I couldn't bother lasting a month with without them letting me fuck.
Now about this chick, the first thing she noticed about me thankfully wasn't my face, it was my dumbass subaru jacket i bought off of some chinese dropshippers. From then on we would constantly see each other in hallways and play fucking eye tag (thankfully from afar so my pimple riddled face at the time wasnt noticable), after a bit i added her on goddam snap out of all apps and we started talking. NOW I MADE SURE to first get to know the shit out of her and form some basic "friendly" connection so that when we first went out she wouldn't just immediately see and fixate on the fact that im just an ugly ogre. Anyways after a month of talking we went out, second date we made it official and its now been 8 months. We've had our disputes but everything solved itself and we are thriving i guess. She bakes me cakes and makes me food so thats a huge win. She also removed all men from everything upon my first mention of it bothering me so its a win.
Also forgot to mention shes beautiful as fuck (probably a mtb by yalls standards) but either way much better looking than me. Only thing is after 8 months we still havent cracked. That drives me crazy but fuck it, ill endure.
Thats the end of my soy story.
Now even tho im an ogre this still isnt my first girlfriend (eastern european buff, women like ogres here) so im not really fully khhv (just a virgin), ive had like 3 chicks prior to this one but most of them were no good whores that I couldn't bother lasting a month with without them letting me fuck.
Now about this chick, the first thing she noticed about me thankfully wasn't my face, it was my dumbass subaru jacket i bought off of some chinese dropshippers. From then on we would constantly see each other in hallways and play fucking eye tag (thankfully from afar so my pimple riddled face at the time wasnt noticable), after a bit i added her on goddam snap out of all apps and we started talking. NOW I MADE SURE to first get to know the shit out of her and form some basic "friendly" connection so that when we first went out she wouldn't just immediately see and fixate on the fact that im just an ugly ogre. Anyways after a month of talking we went out, second date we made it official and its now been 8 months. We've had our disputes but everything solved itself and we are thriving i guess. She bakes me cakes and makes me food so thats a huge win. She also removed all men from everything upon my first mention of it bothering me so its a win.
Also forgot to mention shes beautiful as fuck (probably a mtb by yalls standards) but either way much better looking than me. Only thing is after 8 months we still havent cracked. That drives me crazy but fuck it, ill endure.
Thats the end of my soy story.
