How i almost got arrested

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I woke up to a loud notification of the girl i liked brutally rejecting me but since i am autist i don't take no for an answer, so i decided to take matters into my own hands. so what i did was head over to her house and pop her dads tire.(my plan was to impress her and her dad by fixing the tire) when i popped the tire she came out of no where, i was so shocked rather then running i pulled down my pants hopping she would get attracted to my BBC. she screamed rather intensely at my bbc running away in fear. to which i responded by throwing my crowbar at her head hopping it would bonesmash her ascending her to true eve. Then her fat dad came running out the house so I decided to break his ankles and pantsed him(he had a really small penis) then i slapped him with my bbc and ran to my grandma that was a close call. her dad is such a ungrateful piece of bacon, I ascended his daughter to true eve and to pay my back he calls the cops on me
 
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so what i did was head over to her house and pop her dads tire.(my plan was to impress her and her dad by fixing the tire)
Mirin hard :ROFLMAO:

This would of been the funniest shit ever if it worked out jfll unlucky brah
 
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Whos that pig mtn in ur avi
 
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I woke up to a loud notification of the girl i liked brutally rejecting me but since i am autist i don't take no for an answer, so i decided to take matters into my own hands. so what i did was head over to her house and pop her dads tire.(my plan was to impress her and her dad by fixing the tire) when i popped the tire she came out of no where, i was so shocked rather then running i pulled down my pants hopping she would get attracted to my BBC. she screamed rather intensely at my bbc running away in fear. to which i responded by throwing my crowbar at her head hopping it would bonesmash her ascending her to true eve. Then her fat dad came running out the house so I decided to break his ankles and pantsed him(he had a really small penis) then i slapped him with my bbc and ran to my grandma that was a close call.
How does a nigger come up with such wonderfull arrangement of the 24 letters
 
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Working Kermit The Frog GIF
 
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Learn formatting retard
 
How does a nigger come up with such wonderfull arrangement of the 24 letters
go on your knees if you want the Iq that i have
 
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learn how to enjoy somebody opening up about there past experiences :lul::lul:
No, why would I when it's not even possible to read the thread because you don't know what a paragraph is.
 
No, why would I when it's not even possible to read the thread because you don't know what a paragraph is.
because i told you to read it
 

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