How I as a curry try my best to not play into the stereotypes and how you should do aswell(CURRIES GTFIH)

[selfhatingcurrycel]

1.Shower everyday and use an exfoliating body wash and a loofah - It will smoothen your skin and also my bodywash has a pretty good fragrance to it

2.Wear Deodrant you stupid jeets, not some cheap nivea deodrant and invest in good fragrances

3.I use Attars which is an oil based traditional indian perfume and the fragrance is so fckin good and lasts for days, you can only apply it your skin as it can stain your clothes

4.International students from India are physically repulsive and gross, The ones that live in India(atleast in my college) care about their appearance and how they smell and present themselves to the public , So I think it will be unfair to judge the whole country based on the scumbags that go abroad

5.I speak with a neutral accent and people have said that my accent has a hint of British to it for some reason, Stop speaking in a thick accent

Also I believe Accent is sort of proportional to your fluency, The more the person is fluent the better the accent is

6.Stop getting fades like NIGGERS , Grow you hair out(Indians have the best hair genes)

7.Stop wearing skinny jeans like its 2016, get some baggy clothing or get any sort of inspiration from PInterest OR if you are broke bitch then you can thrift clothing especially from Mumbai or Northeast India

8.Hit the Gym and ffs convince your blue pilled Indian parents to let you eat a High Protein and Low carb diet and Whey Protein is not gonna kill you

 

[Pony]

No matter what your skin color will always be in effect so this is sad you actually have to do this in order not to feed into stereotypes.

But hey good on you for showering I guess..

 

[kwk3998]

you are broke bitch then you can thrift clothing especially from Mumbai

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

ngga mumbai is pretty good org makes fun of it for no reason

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

Easiest thing would be to stop with the white/pale fetish, theres tons of cute brown chicks in India who are self conscious all day cuz they arent pale like vampires

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

Easiest thing would be to stop with the white/pale fetish, theres tons of cute brown chicks in India who are self conscious all day cuz they arent pale like vampires

yeah agreed

 

[yussimania]

Easiest thing would be to stop with the white/pale fetish, theres tons of cute brown chicks in India who are self conscious all day cuz they arent pale like vampires

Only Kshatriya and Brahmin have to worry about this

And paler Indian girls look better especially if they have eye colour halo

 

[Gobnull]

ngga mumbai is pretty good

Good in what?

 

[oribulator]

No matter what your skin color will always be in effect so this is sad you actually have to do this in order not to feed into stereotypes.

But hey good on you for showering I guess..

Yeah Indian stereotypes are the worst I don’t like how normalized it is

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

Only Kshatriya and Brahmin have to worry about this

why?

And paler Indian girls look better especially if they have eye colour halo

everyone looks better with light eyes, they'd also look better with tan

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

Good in what?

Its a good place to live in, especially good if youre rich

 

[Gobnull]

Its a good place to live in, especially good if youre rich

No it's not a good place to live. If you're rich live somewhere else

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

No it's not a good place to live. If you're rich live somewhere else

nah mumbai, bangalore, hyderabad are some of the cities where quality of life is exponentially good if you have money

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

No it's not a good place to live. If you're rich live somewhere else

 

[yussimania]

everyone looks better with light eyes, they'd also look better with tan

Only white people can tan because they have the contrast eye colour and hair colour

If Southern Italian people are described as swarthy and Indian/Arab because of their skin tanning then imagine an Indian person who has the traits like curry bulging eyes, t50 eyes, dark brown hair - 0 appeal

The majority of famous actors and models in India are white skinned because that's the beauty standard - not only in India but also in China and Japan they have a term called bihaku which means beautifully white

The ruling class is correlated with whiter skin as they don't work in the fields all day/aren't low caste labourers. Hence why the slaves bleach their skin to replicate it

Literally 1 bloated solid block of poop with no angularity that Nubian black people can get away with

 

[Gobnull]

nah mumbai, bangalore, hyderabad are some of the cities where quality of life is exponentially good if you have money

Are u a pajeet?

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

SO if i get a tan an then get laser iris depigmentation, will that be a halo? like curry with light eyes

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

Are u a pajeet?

stfu dumbfucking nigger i could already tell you have subhuman levels of intelligence

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

SO if i get a tan an then get laser iris depigmentation, will that be a halo? like curry with light eyes

No point going out of your way for a tan, also depends on undertones. I have red undertones so a mild tan looks alright on me

 

[Gobnull]

stfu dumbfucking nigger i could already tell you have subhuman levels of intelligence

nigga you keep insisting on living in Indian cities and call me dumb

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

nigga you keep insisting on living in Indian cities and call me dumb

aint talking to subhumans

 

[dhusc]

1.Shower everyday and use an exfoliating body wash and a loofah - It will smoothen your skin and also my bodywash has a pretty good fragrance to it

2.Wear Deodrant you stupid jeets, not some cheap nivea deodrant and invest in good fragrances

3.I use Attars which is an oil based traditional indian perfume and the fragrance is so fckin good and lasts for days, you can only apply it your skin as it can stain your clothes

4.International students from India are physically repulsive and gross, The ones that live in India(atleast in my college) care about their appearance and how they smell and present themselves to the public , So I think it will be unfair to judge the whole country based on the scumbags that go abroad

5.I speak with a neutral accent and people have said that my accent has a hint of British to it for some reason, Stop speaking in a thick accent

Also I believe Accent is sort of proportional to your fluency, The more the person is fluent the better the accent is

6.Stop getting fades like NIGGERS , Grow you hair out(Indians have the best hair genes)

7.Stop wearing skinny jeans like its 2016, get some baggy clothing or get any sort of inspiration from PInterest OR if you are broke bitch then you can thrift clothing especially from Mumbai or Northeast India

8.Hit the Gym and ffs convince your blue pilled Indian parents to let you eat a High Protein and Low carb diet and Whey Protein is not gonna kill you

as a brown ethnic man I'll follow none of these steps to further destroy the indian smv, good luck my friend

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

as a brown ethnic man I'll follow none of these steps to further destroy the indian smv, good luck my friend

kys

 

[dhusc]

SO if i get a tan an then get laser iris depigmentation, will that be a halo? like curry with light eyes

why would you get a tan as a curry, your making your already shit skin tone even shittier

bleach is the only way to move forward

 

[niggero0]

1.Shower everyday and use an exfoliating body wash and a loofah - It will smoothen your skin and also my bodywash has a pretty good fragrance to it

2.Wear Deodrant you stupid jeets, not some cheap nivea deodrant and invest in good fragrances

3.I use Attars which is an oil based traditional indian perfume and the fragrance is so fckin good and lasts for days, you can only apply it your skin as it can stain your clothes

4.International students from India are physically repulsive and gross, The ones that live in India(atleast in my college) care about their appearance and how they smell and present themselves to the public , So I think it will be unfair to judge the whole country based on the scumbags that go abroad

5.I speak with a neutral accent and people have said that my accent has a hint of British to it for some reason, Stop speaking in a thick accent

Also I believe Accent is sort of proportional to your fluency, The more the person is fluent the better the accent is

6.Stop getting fades like NIGGERS , Grow you hair out(Indians have the best hair genes)

7.Stop wearing skinny jeans like its 2016, get some baggy clothing or get any sort of inspiration from PInterest OR if you are broke bitch then you can thrift clothing especially from Mumbai or Northeast India

8.Hit the Gym and ffs convince your blue pilled Indian parents to let you eat a High Protein and Low carb diet and Whey Protein is not gonna kill you

I was about to make a uncurry yourself guide, this covered 50% of the points I was going to say
Good thread tho, although it would have been better if you added skin bleach as well

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

I was about to make a uncurry yourself guide, this covered 50% of the points I was going to say
Good thread tho, although it would have been better if you added skin bleach as well

I'm already lightskinned so i have'nt really thought of bleach but shitskins can

 

[Calippo]

Additional Advice
(TL;DR at bottom for dnrd copers / ADHDcels)​

1. Dietary and internal odor control

• Consume strong spices, onions, garlic, and similar foods in moderation, adjusting based on personal sweat odor response. Excessive intake allows sulfur compounds to permeate perspiration, causing persistent body odor.
• Some studies (Fialová et al., 2016) indicate higher garlic consumption can paradoxically make axillary odor more pleasant/attractive to others (likely due to antimicrobial/health benefits), though breath odor worsens. Monitor and fine-tune individually.

2. Hair and body hair management

• Shave or closely trim body hair (especially underarms) to minimize bacterial buildup and odor retention.
• Avoid strong-smelling or heavy scalp oils, which oxidize and turn rancid; use lightweight, neutral serums instead.

3. Personal hygiene fundamentals

• Trim fingernails and toenails short and clean beneath them daily.
• Floss and use alcohol-based mouthwash at least twice daily to eliminate bad breath.

4. Clothing, fabric choices and environmental practices

• Wear properly fitted, tailored garments (avoiding extremes of tightness or looseness).
• Choose breathable natural fabrics (cotton, linen) over synthetics, especially in warm/humid conditions, to promote sweat evaporation and reduce trapped odor.
• Launder undergarments and socks after every use; avoid rewearing next-to-skin items multiple times, as sweat and bacteria accumulate rapidly.
• Keep bedroom and bedding impeccably clean and dust-free to prevent transfer of residues to skin and clothing.

5. Fragrance and environmental practices

• Adapt scents seasonally: lighter/fresher notes in hot weather, warmer/heavier in cold, to avoid cloying or weak projection.
• Avoid layering multiple strong-scented products (deodorant, lotion, perfume) to prevent clashing.
• Apply sparingly to pulse points only; never overspray or apply to clothing.
• Test on skin first, as individual chemistry (pH, oils) affects development and longevity.
• Reapply only when necessary—excessive use suggests poor hygiene.

Spoiler: Tl;dr for dnrd copers / ADHDcels

1. Moderate onion/garlic/spices — fine-tune per your sweat smell (excess nukes BO, but high garlic can halo axillary scent attractiveness via antimicrobial/health effects; breath still gets rekt — monitor personally)
2. Shave/trim body hair (pits mandatory) + light/neutral serum only — no heavy/oily scalp products
3. Nails trimmed + cleaned daily; floss + alcohol mouthwash 2×/day (oral hygiene is non-negotiable)
4. Fitted natural fabrics (cotton/linen mogs synthetics); single-use undies/socks mandatory; no rewearing skin-close shit; bed/bedding spotless (residue transfer = subhuman)
5. Frag to pulse points only — skin-test first (chemistry varies), seasonal (light/hot, warm/cold), no layering/clashing/over-reapplying (smells desperate)

 

[sub5withgf]

ngga mumbai is pretty good org makes fun of it for no reason

No reason you say

 

[bossman]

I’m actively autismaxxing to develop a method to modulate skin tone. Unfortunately modulating eye colour is impossible, as this is deeply structural.

Even curries who bleachmaxx never end up as med-passing. Pheno is very complicated and topical creams and oral supplements still won’t let most fraud enough.

Modulating your genetics is the only way.

 

[SennenHund]

Wont change your small cock you angry jeetnig. And everyone gets fades nowadays, if you truly wanted to distance yourself from niggers you wouldnt listen to their music or use their slang.

 

[selfhatingcurrycel]

fades are for subhuman niggers that can't grow hair , indian hair genes are perfect

Wont change your small cock you angry jeetnig. And everyone gets fades nowadays, if you truly wanted to distance yourself from niggers you wouldnt listen to their music or use their slang.