HOW I ASCENDED

[j3nx]

Before:



During:
(Basically end cuz i got the calithe)


After:


U might ask, what did u do to ascend daddy j3nx, the truth is that i bought a calithe watch and took some cold showers as u can see in the during picture, thats it, everyone can ascend even yuo, just do what i did

 

[Minnie lacking]

I know people dont belive in the powers off that watch

 

[j3nx]

Lighting is also important guys dont forget and also it has to be calithe apex dont forget guys

 

[shiezen]

Before:

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During:
(Basically end cuz i got the calithe)
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After:

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U might ask, what did u do to ascend daddy j3nx, the truth is that i bought a calithe watch and took some cold showers as u can see in the during picture, thats it, everyone can ascend even yuo, just do what i did

8yo vs 17yo
Be fr next time, puberty did it's own thing

 

[Eltrē]

Why are 90% of all before pictures on this site now childhood photos?

You literally look 8 there.

 

[Helvetier]

Bojacklite

 

[j3nx]

8yo vs 17yo
Be fr next time, puberty did it's own thing

11vs14 almost (its fucking satire u bafoon)

 

[aidenltn17]

nigga grew up

 

[Minnie lacking]

8yo vs 17yo
Be fr next time, puberty did it's own thing

Cope it was the watch smh

 

[asdvek]

The thing is you look like shit so I don't know where this bragging comes from

Stay humble little ugly shit

You'd get suicidal thoughts if you saw a slayer like me, there's levels to this shit twizzy be humble

 

[j3nx]

Why are 90% of all before pictures on this site now childhood photos?

You literally look 8 there.

The thing is you look like shit so I don't know where this bragging comes from

Stay humble little ugly shit

You'd get suicidal thoughts if you saw a slayer like me, there's levels to this shit twizzy be humble

nigga grew up

And for yall niggas that cant understand sarcasm, yall just have sub5iq icl and its 4 years i think maybe less

 

[j3nx]

Asdvek if that isnt u, then post ur face u filthy indian

 

[asdvek]

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And for yall niggas that cant understand sarcasm, yall just have sub5iq icl and its 4 years i think maybe less

Meanwhile what I look like in reality

 

[FastBananaCEO]

what distinguishes Calithe from regular watches is that they've been blessed by Jordan Barrett himself.

Every watch is lubricated with his semen

 

[j3nx]

what distinguishes Calithe from regular watches is that they've been blessed by Jordan Barrett himself.

Every watch is lubricated with his semen

Shhhhh dont tell the greys

 

[Galvatron]

Before:

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During:
(Basically end cuz i got the calithe)
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After:

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U might ask, what did u do to ascend daddy j3nx, the truth is that i bought a calithe watch and took some cold showers as u can see in the during picture, thats it, everyone can ascend even yuo, just do what i did

Someone will believe this

 

[j3nx]

Someone will believe this

Sowwy dada me calithe is jus so good and nice it must be dat that acend me