tertaf
KAWP
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2023
- Posts
- 4,271
- Reputation
- 7,268
THIS is how I Became the Marlon Mogger Kid at School
Follow EVERY rule and you too can become the Marlon Mogger kid at school 5

Step 1: The Mogging
in order to become The Marlon Mogger Kid I had to buy BASED shampoo (prior to this I had no experience w shampoo so it took me a while to get used to it. ) and jawline gum.
I chewed the gum DAILY for HOURS (u gotta put in the work if u wanna see results)
smell is very important, it took me 37 years of my life to realize how important it truly is. it’s what kept people away from me.
but after I got my scent fixed.. the huzz GRAVITATED towards me.
I also got a buzzcut to look more like the boi Marlon himself (oh man.. it worked.)
Step 2: The Nonchalatness
something you’ll notice about the Marlon Type kid is that he’s really nonchalant... and THIS gets pussies wet.
in order to fully use this to ur advantage u need to be a little... MEAN. (little girls, don’t cry)
start walking slow in the halls. start using the words “slime”, “gng”, and “5”, after every sentence.
start playing phonk when entering a room to let people know YOU, The Big Boss has arrived.
Step 3: Start Oozing AURA
you need to understand that you are technically in a jungle. you are surrounded by prey.
thankfully for us however, we are PREDATORS.
and as Marlon Mogger Predators, AURA is very important.
thankfully I’ve written a list on things that boost your Aura:
start quoting a little Thomas Shelby here and then... let people know you understand the REAL world
Masai Jump in class to assert dominane, you are the one in charge after all.
bottle flip White Monsters when bored
throw a Tungsten Cube at the substitute teacher, make the class laugh a little.
download GRINDR. not to use, but to have in your phone so people will see.. and get curious.
read some BERSERK, Vinland Saga, and Vagabond
play videos of rabbi speeches in class to let the goyim know you’re not one of them... but rather a Rabbi
Learn to be a Nonchalant Hooper
Naruto run to the Cafeteria in order to imitate a Predator Hunting Prey
The End
finally... give the post a rep.. it’s a Marlon Mogger Kid thing to do.

@Stalker @horseman. @0pslsub @averagetotaluser @hopecel
Follow EVERY rule and you too can become the Marlon Mogger kid at school 5


Step 1: The Mogging
in order to become The Marlon Mogger Kid I had to buy BASED shampoo (prior to this I had no experience w shampoo so it took me a while to get used to it. ) and jawline gum.
I chewed the gum DAILY for HOURS (u gotta put in the work if u wanna see results)
smell is very important, it took me 37 years of my life to realize how important it truly is. it’s what kept people away from me.
but after I got my scent fixed.. the huzz GRAVITATED towards me.
I also got a buzzcut to look more like the boi Marlon himself (oh man.. it worked.)
Step 2: The Nonchalatness
something you’ll notice about the Marlon Type kid is that he’s really nonchalant... and THIS gets pussies wet.
in order to fully use this to ur advantage u need to be a little... MEAN. (little girls, don’t cry)
start walking slow in the halls. start using the words “slime”, “gng”, and “5”, after every sentence.
start playing phonk when entering a room to let people know YOU, The Big Boss has arrived.
Step 3: Start Oozing AURA
you need to understand that you are technically in a jungle. you are surrounded by prey.
thankfully for us however, we are PREDATORS.
and as Marlon Mogger Predators, AURA is very important.
thankfully I’ve written a list on things that boost your Aura:
start quoting a little Thomas Shelby here and then... let people know you understand the REAL world
Masai Jump in class to assert dominane, you are the one in charge after all.
bottle flip White Monsters when bored
throw a Tungsten Cube at the substitute teacher, make the class laugh a little.
download GRINDR. not to use, but to have in your phone so people will see.. and get curious.
read some BERSERK, Vinland Saga, and Vagabond
play videos of rabbi speeches in class to let the goyim know you’re not one of them... but rather a Rabbi
Learn to be a Nonchalant Hooper
Naruto run to the Cafeteria in order to imitate a Predator Hunting Prey
The End
finally... give the post a rep.. it’s a Marlon Mogger Kid thing to do.


@Stalker @horseman. @0pslsub @averagetotaluser @hopecel
